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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 02:41 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

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By herANDi - 03/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2023 10:00

Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2016 12:28 - Italy - Verona

Today, my fiancé and I had to attend a wedding. Problem is, I suffer from a severe form of social anxiety. Since I was getting too close to a panic attack, he suggested drinking some wine to help me stay calm, and it worked. Up until I got drunk and threw up in the middle of the restaurant. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2024 03:00 - United States - Marietta

Today, it was Thanksgiving and the first time my boyfriend would be meeting my whole family. He was nervous so he started drinking. By the end of the night, he was belligerently drunk and kissed my aunt twice thinking it was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 17:48 - United States - Portland

Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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SilverHand 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 16:13

You got engaged without meeting his parents before?

dumboears 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 16:06

I'm sure they loved you..

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stompic 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 22:03

drugs suck, dude !

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 11 January 2012 6:50

Everything is good in moderation

osef_fml 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 22:57

Haha it happens :)

zuzupetalsYO 11

Tuesday 10 January 2012 23:28

So, is she a drunk too? Just wondering!

Loosrb0y27 4

Tuesday 10 January 2012 23:37

Translate: Today I figured out that I am a total dumbass

desireev 17

Wednesday 11 January 2012 0:52

No he doesn't! He gives a legitimate, intellectual, thought out comment.. It's way better than the other "YA!!!1!!11!!! GIT WASTID BRO!!!1!!!11" comments..

BarbacuedTampons 1

Wednesday 11 January 2012 1:13

..................................................................................YEAH GET WASTED BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aarslap 5

Wednesday 11 January 2012 2:25

Hope for you it was weed. Weed is awesome.

missalice0306 19

Wednesday 11 January 2012 2:36

If you knew that you were going to meet them, then YDI

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 11 January 2012 2:55

Your problem.

heyred 11

Wednesday 11 January 2012 4:15

Sound like an apology is in order.

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