Love: Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 01:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML

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By mustanggt - 14/04/2022 19:00 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 14:53 - United States - Conroe

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

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You deserved it 3 771

By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 08:47 - United States - Evansville

Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML

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You deserved it 2 925

By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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By Sleeping at my parents tonight - 28/06/2023 15:00

Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML

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By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 593

You deserved it 3 750

By Elayne Warthen - 25/04/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML

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You deserved it 540

Julietta_fml 4

Thursday 28 October 2010 19:48

I like this kind of FMLs- simple, short and depressing.

DrAwesome 6

Thursday 28 October 2010 19:58

Wait until you meet your husband's other wife's husband, and then HIS other wife, and then... Somehow it'll go back to Kevin Bacon.

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CatPerson123 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:03

She probably wasn't otherwise it wouldnt be an FML... Think about it if you were married and your husband had another wife and she was Ugly! You would feel.... Good?

mzblondiee 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 7:40

How did you meet her?

Athga 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 20:40

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

brunobabe 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 7:03

Well u too have a lot in commen ! ;D

plasticspoon 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 7:01

Did you two become friends?

mentalmexi 0

Friday 28 October 2011 6:31

you deserve better than that jerk.

xxThe_gingerxx 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 4:25

Ohhh shitt

rose729 3

Monday 9 April 2012 13:53

Ex wife I hope

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 12 May 2012 14:28

Is she nice? You should make him pay... either in blood or money.

Trollgod 13

Saturday 10 November 2012 15:37

That is legally impossible, one of the marriages HAS to be invalid. You and the other wife should jointly sue him.

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