Love: Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 437

You deserved it 4 805

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 455

You deserved it 3 499

By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 01:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 790

You deserved it 2 148

Fancy seeing you here

By mustanggt - 14/04/2022 19:00 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 100

You deserved it 118

By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 14:53 - United States - Conroe

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 353

You deserved it 3 771

By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 08:47 - United States - Evansville

Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 802

You deserved it 2 925

By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 015

You deserved it 3 107

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By Sleeping at my parents tonight - 28/06/2023 15:00

Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 409

You deserved it 128

By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 781

You deserved it 3 363

By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 593

You deserved it 3 750

By Elayne Warthen - 25/04/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 275

You deserved it 540

Julietta_fml 4

Thursday 28 October 2010 19:48

I like this kind of FMLs- simple, short and depressing.

DrAwesome 6

Thursday 28 October 2010 19:58

Wait until you meet your husband's other wife's husband, and then HIS other wife, and then... Somehow it'll go back to Kevin Bacon.

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ericdumois 0

Friday 29 October 2010 15:58

no problem!

gtrgdss 0

Friday 29 October 2010 23:24

awwwww. sorry. you cant trust anyone anymore. next time search the public records online before it gets too serious. I know that's little comfort to you now. hang in there- and sue him bigtime, or have him arrested for polygamy!!!

runtellthat 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 5:04

#22 no it is possible but either way that sucks.

Spirit_Of_Nature 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 15:24

haha win ^^

hypnotoad04 2

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:18

make sure you divorce him before she does so u get the bigger half

NeverShoutKira 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:18

divorce him, become best friends with her. BAM. (:

visarbrahimaj 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:19

this shouldn't be on FML this should be on FAIL.com

three3_fml 2

Sunday 30 January 2011 12:37

Is she hot ? Threesome

connerl23 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:45

was she bigger than you?

kay729 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:42

well that must have been awkward

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You deserved it 5 424

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You deserved it 156

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You deserved it 217

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I agree, your life sucks 1 954

You deserved it 154

Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

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You deserved it 4 937

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You deserved it 128

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Fancy seeing you here

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