Love: Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 01:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML

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By mustanggt - 14/04/2022 19:00 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 14:53 - United States - Conroe

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 08:47 - United States - Evansville

Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML

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By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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By Sleeping at my parents tonight - 28/06/2023 15:00

Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML

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By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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By Elayne Warthen - 25/04/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML

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You deserved it 540

Julietta_fml 4

Thursday 28 October 2010 19:48

I like this kind of FMLs- simple, short and depressing.

DrAwesome 6

Thursday 28 October 2010 19:58

Wait until you meet your husband's other wife's husband, and then HIS other wife, and then... Somehow it'll go back to Kevin Bacon.

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ethan9100 7

Monday 20 January 2014 4:40

Texas

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 21 May 2014 13:06

I love short FMLs Anyway...I now wonder how long this went on for...well time to find someone else OP...sorry about this

austin_hall29 9

Monday 16 June 2014 14:00

How the hell wouldn't you know, check his phone for gods sake

stink_fist 1

Tuesday 12 August 2014 21:42

Dat suks

Karls_Marx 13

Sunday 19 April 2015 11:59

If he's Muslim or that branch of Mormon that can have multiple wives he hasn't done anything wrong

fantasyworld 37

Monday 2 November 2015 12:01

One of the marriages is invalid.

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