Miscellaneous: Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named...

By creepedoutlady - 16/08/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 01:33 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2020 20:00

Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML

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By wildwonder808 - 12/08/2013 22:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML

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By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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Love thy neighbour

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 22:30 - United States - Auburn

Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML

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Sort yourselves out

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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Keep it down

By howsthisforaname - 24/05/2012 12:59 - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Hull

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

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enonymous 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:36

Therapists are people too!

koe4 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:37

make yours "TheCopUpStairs"

Comments

DrewsFML 8

Wednesday 17 August 2011 1:28

Actually your neighbor fine, he doesn't even have wifi. It's the escaped rapist that's squatting in your basement that's the problem.

silverlinings 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:29

I bet no one would try to use his Internet! All part of a plan...

xxskittlezxx1 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:53

wow thats very creepy

xC0urtneyx 6

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:28

Hide your wife, hide your kids and hide your husband cause he rapin everybody downstairs ;)

BD_Swingin 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:55

Make yours 'TheMMAFighterUpstairs' I think that would be funny :D

smokey20 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:58

That is awesome!!

zombiesnailz 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 4:10

did anyone notice that if the R is not capitalized its therapist instead the TheRapist?

fastbunny 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 9:10

Shut up please

nicole32500838 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 4:40

ahaha my neibors is "**** OFF!!!!"

jadejazmyn 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 4:43

I'd move!!!!

CaptLiHellsing 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 4:46

Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife and hide yo' husband!!!

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