Miscellaneous: Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named...

By creepedoutlady - 16/08/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 01:33 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - 10/09/2020 20:00

Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML

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By wildwonder808 - 12/08/2013 22:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML

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By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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By MyEarsHurt - 16/09/2012 23:01 - United States - Stockton

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

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Love thy neighbour

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML

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That Netflix show

By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 22:30 - United States - Auburn

Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML

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Sort yourselves out

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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Keep it down

By howsthisforaname - 24/05/2012 12:59 - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Hull

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

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enonymous 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:36

Therapists are people too!

koe4 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:37

make yours "TheCopUpStairs"

Comments

jpallan 3

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:29

These sex offender registry laws are definitely proving effective.

babytunechi 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:31

make yours "igotabaseballbat"

heresjuju 2

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:33

Name yours "ipeeonrapists" no wait don't, me might like that.

halofan48 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:42

My friends wifi password is buttfuck....

jilljill0125 2

Tuesday 16 August 2011 20:23

my husband named ours titsorgtfo

guitgod1 11

Tuesday 16 August 2011 20:35

at least it didn't say analrapist downstairs...you could be living next to tobias

Skorne 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:48

Gold

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tuesday 16 August 2011 20:58

My friends is called "virus farm" so people won't try to hack it

sportsy 7

Tuesday 16 August 2011 22:43

Smart

daydreamer244 13

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:05

buy a bat.

lilmamiyankee67 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:36

lmao

Jamzmeish 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:40

Creeeeperr..

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Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML

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Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML

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Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

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Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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Today, I found out about my co-workers' new game. Whoever talks to me first loses. FML

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Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML

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Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

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Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML

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