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By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 01:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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News to me

By RBEE - 12/12/2009 18:02 - France

Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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My turn

By Crazy In-Laws - 20/11/2016 22:54 - United States - Danvers

Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML

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Welcome to the world!

By Anonymous - 01/04/2020 08:00 - United Kingdom - Aldershot

Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

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There's no such thing as a coincidence

By Anonymous - 15/10/2022 18:00

Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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We meet again

By laprochainefoisjerestealamaison - 25/02/2013 19:47 - France - Montpellier

Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterwards tried to comfort me by saying there'd been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML

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HRTreatman 17

Tuesday 4 August 2015 8:07

At least you know the baby is yours.

EclipseCandy6 24

Tuesday 4 August 2015 7:43

Well that has to be one of the awkwardest situations I can imagine

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Angellavee 0

Thursday 6 August 2015 7:59

Sorry to hear that. You should reach out to the Straight Spouse Network. There are tons of us in your shoes.

Jadea_fml 12

Friday 7 August 2015 2:15

Your wife's mistress, in the maternity ward of all places... hmmm...

Firetigerninja99 7

Sunday 9 August 2015 0:57

I'm confused explain please

Cebolamole 13

Sunday 16 August 2015 3:10

You'll find your Rachel one day, Ross.

AwkwardKarma 18

Tuesday 1 September 2015 21:19

So she was a lesbian?

quinnk55 8

Monday 28 September 2015 14:21

Ross?

ArkAngel796 4

Sunday 11 October 2015 5:46

Wait, your wife's mistress? How does that work?

gatorgirl7563 22

Tuesday 3 November 2015 16:59

I don't understand. Your wife has a mistress. Mistress = female long-term lover Your wife and her lover are lesbians. Your wife's lesbian lover has given birth. The child is yours. Therefore, you are sleeping with your wife's lesbian mistress. So your wife and her mistress are actually bi. Congrats on the ménage à trois. You're living many a man's dream. Why are you posting here? Use protection in the future to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

AwkwardKarma 18

Tuesday 17 November 2015 23:10

Mistress? Is she bisexual?

Shadowtrooper34 16

Monday 22 February 2016 9:08

well then

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Today, and every other day for the past week and a half, I have added a new step to my nightly routine: violently throwing up, just before bed. Fuck you, gallbladder. FML

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Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

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