By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 01:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
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EclipseCandy6 24

Well that has to be one of the awkwardest situations I can imagine

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LadyLuck93 20

Seriously I had to read this like 5 times.

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Vesi 29

OK, first question is who exactly gave birth to second child? I'm assuming wife. If the mistress was the one that gave birth, then all I could see is the wife kept used condoms from OP and used them on her mistress. Seriously though.. that sucks. At least when I get together with my partner(s) I told them 2 things, I'm poly and I'm bi (pan really) and never once hid or lied about it.

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TiggyBonkers 32

Is your name Ross Geller by any chance?

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AKchic 7

The way this reads, it sounds like the mistress had the baby. *sigh* Welcome to Alaska :) Where the odds are good, but the goods are odd (that your wife has some side action)...

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MandieL 27

If the mistress had the baby, then it wouldn't be OP's second child.

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speakfreely 21

Make her mistress yours as well that way everybody wins

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Biker187 13

Hmm, guess you forgot to ask her to swall*w, pull out, yourself get fixed, tie it in a knot especially if you didn't want any more. Be thankful that she's not cheating on you with B. Jenner or a Lorena Bobbitt type person, and didn't leave you for either.

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bnbhimp 10

Screw a divorce I see a threesome in someone's future.

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