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By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 01:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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News to me

By RBEE - 12/12/2009 18:02 - France

Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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My turn

By Crazy In-Laws - 20/11/2016 22:54 - United States - Danvers

Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML

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Welcome to the world!

By Anonymous - 01/04/2020 08:00 - United Kingdom - Aldershot

Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

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There's no such thing as a coincidence

By Anonymous - 15/10/2022 18:00

Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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We meet again

By laprochainefoisjerestealamaison - 25/02/2013 19:47 - France - Montpellier

Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterwards tried to comfort me by saying there'd been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML

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HRTreatman 17

Tuesday 4 August 2015 8:07

At least you know the baby is yours.

EclipseCandy6 24

Tuesday 4 August 2015 7:43

Well that has to be one of the awkwardest situations I can imagine

Comments

drrobotnik1 18

Tuesday 4 August 2015 22:56

your wife's mistress gave birth to your second child? are you in one of those polyamorous relationships?

Manic1 13

Tuesday 4 August 2015 22:58

Ross is that you? But seriously OP, I am sorry you had to find that out at what should be happy time in your life.

TheDevilsDevices 15

Tuesday 4 August 2015 23:27

So she's a lesbian? Sounds like a Springer episode.

Hoboman69 15

Tuesday 4 August 2015 23:29

Ross is that you?

Shadowtrooper34 16

Tuesday 4 August 2015 23:58

that sucks

Levvy 22

Wednesday 5 August 2015 0:10

Never mind, dumb question. Self-edited!

ally8 21

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:16

Hm. Turned on or turned off..

rick_mcneil16 16

Wednesday 5 August 2015 3:00

Better make sure they're your kids

alioni 12

Wednesday 5 August 2015 3:36

Now thats twisted.

Thundaar25 11

Wednesday 5 August 2015 3:37

You could make that situation interesting

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Today, my workplace's new policy requires me to ask employees why they're calling out sick. I had to listen to the answer, "When it comes out of your bum, like a bullet from a gun…" FML

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Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML

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