By V - 23/07/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML
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Alesana_Love 0

Why would you go to the gay bar looking for guys? Doesn't make much sense.

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schwancy 2

Easy fix. Just become a man.

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disney_blonde 16

Maybe you shouldn't be looking for guys at a gay bar.

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rextasy 0

What did you expect? I think I saw this "Seinfeld" episode.

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Pikachu206 2

You! I wanna take you to the gay bar. I wanna take you to the gay bar. To the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar. Sorry could not resist. Everybody lets start a nuclear war!

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hedgerow 0

YDI for searching for the man of your dreams in a gay bar!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Ever stubbed your toe? You don't have to be searching for something in order to find it.

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a_b_b_s 1

well now you'll can look for guys together!...help each other out!

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Hwikek 2

Just assume that since he is at a gay bar he is homosexual. Anyone disagree?

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xc2285 0

To the person that wrote this FML story, clearly you haven't met me. You missed me. I'm beautiful smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally YOUR type ;) haha you seem cute

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clarky_95 0

convert him to straight no girl should Have to give up on the man of there dreams

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

As I said above, dream men are, by definition, not real. Having standards is one thing; refusing anything less than your idea of perfect is just plain dumb, and doomed to make you miserable one way or another. Unless, of course, YOU happen to be your idea of perfect too-- but in that case, it'd be easier to buy yourself a mirror and a vibrator. Leave the checklists to the grocery shopping.

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