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By V - 23/07/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML

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Today, I met my dream man. Intelligent, excellent conversationalist, similar spiritual beliefs, attractive and compassionate. He proposed to my best friend last week. She asked me to be maid of honour. FML

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By Noname - 31/12/2008 18:03 - France

Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

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By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 08:01

Today, I met the most amazing man ever, we were surrounded by a bunch of pretty women, but he picked me. He was so romantic and sweet, and when we were about 2 weeks into the relationship, I wanted to introduce him to my mom, when I woke up and it was all a dream. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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By noooooooo - 18/03/2013 00:10 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

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By OTZ - 26/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 15:48

Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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Alesana_Love 0

Friday 23 July 2010 15:57

Why would you go to the gay bar looking for guys? Doesn't make much sense.

schwancy 2

Friday 23 July 2010 15:59

Easy fix. Just become a man.

Comments

deeit87 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 1:08

Loving a gay dude is a timeless tale, that will be told til the end of time.

IMB916 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 1:19

Its not an unfortunate coincidence that he is totally ur type, and gay. The gay ones r always the best.

Juggalo_Adam 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 1:20

CHIPPENDALES!!!!!!!

fierystage 8

Saturday 24 July 2010 1:41

Seriously, is it impossible for someone to go into a gay bar not knowing it was one? *rolls eyes*

Nightxx 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:07

The best guys are either gay or taken

justin1104lee 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 4:11

definitely u could be a fag hag, but there is no chance to turn a gay into str8, buy high chances turning a str8 to gay!

terranada 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 4:13

I'm guessing ur a woman then

onnielief 4

Saturday 24 July 2010 4:14

That's the risk you take, going to a gay bar to find the man of your dreams isn't the smartest thing to do, if you are heterosexual that is. YDI

alicia_was_here 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 4:17

it doesn't matter if your a guy, girl, gay or straight.. no one should be meeting the man of their dreams at a bar.. unless you only expect a one night stand.