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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
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siklee 0

How would you know this if your eyes weren't open too?

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FBIWarning 0

That guys facial expression must of been priceless!

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average_girl 0

U go around kissing random guys u just met??? Ummm ok?? Yeah ur life is ****** n u deserved it. Get a real bf ****

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balanceMMX 0

did he make a hissing lizard noise?

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xxmsp91 0

i can understand the tungue thing. but whats wrong with opening eyes?..

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lily409 0

i hope you're all aware that . . . YOU ARE VIOLATING THE FML RULES ha no but srsly this isn't so bad. suck it up.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

#53 - It's not funny. Girl wants to make out, girl doesn't like how guy kisses, girls finds next guy to make out with.

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Trumple 0

If you saw he had his eyes open, you must have had them open, too. And this is not an FML, your life is not ******.

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xtremelifter 0

what the hell is wrong with you, get over it

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caught22 0

um how is this an FML?

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