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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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Poor me

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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Classic move

By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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Sibling rivalry

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 00:02 - Switzerland - Zollikerberg

Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

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The Lady in Red

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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Smells like defeat

By Sad girl - 23/12/2024 20:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I went to a party and met a guy who was super charming. We hit it off, and he seemed really into me. After talking for a while, he leaned in for a kiss, and I thought, "This is it!" But instead of a kiss, he just sniffed my hair, then said, "Wow, you smell just like my mom!" FML

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By ItSucks - 01/01/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

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By RhiannonMuh - 09/09/2016 20:01 - Germany - Starnberg

Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML

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By lovehurts - 14/10/2013 16:02 - United States - Wayne

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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siklee 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:06

How would you know this if your eyes weren't open too?

FBIWarning 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:03

That guys facial expression must of been priceless!

Comments

zoomster 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:35

haha this reminds me of a big puppy. or maybe a snake.. creeper!

hk_fml 9

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:37

ewwww scary. I definitely would've hid from him

07_MKV 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:38

why are you talking about his eyes being open if your eyes were open too, this is not an FML

firebrand111 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:42

You both epically fail. #3 ftw Get over it. This is not a real fml. Read the one where the cancer patient has to eat alone cause his wife wanted to get her nails done or something. That's a real fml. One more thing...how old are you? This seems mildly childish.

yui567 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:49

this is pointless.

durkadurka 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:49

they should really push for that "who the hell cares" option....

yesmy_love 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:50

i think we've made out with this same guy.

lolwhat_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:55

I dont get it. Anyone care to share?

MizzHollywood 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 22:03

I don't get it He doesn't know how to kiss? THat's more of an FML for him

Crimso 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 22:13

"Today i met this girl I really liked at a party. We got talking and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss her. She pulled back with her eyes open and a disgusted look on her face. FML."