Transportation: Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking...

By NotFunny - 24/09/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

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By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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Get back here

By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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By Jacqueline H'ghar - 30/07/2016 08:56 - New Zealand

Today, I missed my bus to the doctor's office for my scheduled pap test. I was so desperate, I called my deadbeat mom to ask for a ride. She said "Virgins don't need pap tests", laughed, then hung up on me. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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Cruel driver

By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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By gudmarjoh - 08/12/2010 23:09 - Iceland

Today, after studying all night for an exam, I ran out to catch the bus. On my way to the bus, my hair got caught in a branch for some minutes. Thinking I'd missed the bus but thankfully didn't, I went on. A few minutes later I remembered that my exam had been postponed for 3 hours today. FML

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By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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By peanutface - 17/12/2010 13:20 - Canada

Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the bus driver smirking as he drove past me in the middle of the Canadian winter. FML

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By militiousroflcopter - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

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ananamoose 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 23:50

Ok heres a trick its called pebbling tires, wait until you know he has a really important meeting, set his alarm clock thirty minutes ahead and than, go outside take off all the valve covers on his car, find small pebbles, and put them in so that it moves the middle thing to the side so you hear the air coming out of the tire, flat tires, no way to get to work thirty minutes late, than point and laugh or draw a picture of your face on the garage pointing and laughing with magic marker, also add a bitch in there too or something.

untoldfame 3

Thursday 24 September 2009 23:12

whatta dick.

Comments

DrunkenValor 0

Friday 25 September 2009 4:59

The perfect end to this FML would be "And then he ploughed into a telephone poll, **** his life"

ItsAshxD 0

Friday 25 September 2009 5:00

Rofl. That would be awesome. :D.

RideOorDiee 0

Friday 25 September 2009 5:36

Wtf you cant hear/see a car coming to get out the way. . Dumbass #1

ItsAshxD 0

Friday 25 September 2009 5:42

Okay, and even though I could, there are still reckless drivers. And plus, my bus doesn't stop near my school. After I get off the bus, I still have to walk at least 10 blocks or so, and some are long. So there would be really no point in going at all.

RideOorDiee 0

Friday 25 September 2009 5:55

You made my point for me! So dont try to act like your so worried about the test cuz if you was truly worried you woulda walked of got there some how so stfu this is so stupid

ItsAshxD 0

Friday 25 September 2009 6:01

*Face palm* By the time I walked to school, I would've missed the WHOLE first period. And I would've missed the WHOLE test. I'm going to bed, argh. ._. You can rant to yourself now.

nzl_fml 0

Friday 25 September 2009 10:23

what an asshat

Edumacated 0

Friday 25 September 2009 13:21

hahaha your stepdad made me lol hard. Seriously though, sucks for you if this is true. But...funny anyway.

maddog_fml 0

Friday 25 September 2009 17:54

Hahahaha!! Jeez OP, he was just making a joke. Maybe you where stressed because you where getting late, but he came to pick you up. Stop whinning and get a life.