Transportation: Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking...

By NotFunny - 24/09/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

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By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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By Jacqueline H'ghar - 30/07/2016 08:56 - New Zealand

Today, I missed my bus to the doctor's office for my scheduled pap test. I was so desperate, I called my deadbeat mom to ask for a ride. She said "Virgins don't need pap tests", laughed, then hung up on me. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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You deserved it 140

By gudmarjoh - 08/12/2010 23:09 - Iceland

Today, after studying all night for an exam, I ran out to catch the bus. On my way to the bus, my hair got caught in a branch for some minutes. Thinking I'd missed the bus but thankfully didn't, I went on. A few minutes later I remembered that my exam had been postponed for 3 hours today. FML

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You deserved it 10 221

By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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By peanutface - 17/12/2010 13:20 - Canada

Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the bus driver smirking as he drove past me in the middle of the Canadian winter. FML

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You deserved it 3 610

By militiousroflcopter - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

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You deserved it 24 119

ananamoose 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 23:50

Ok heres a trick its called pebbling tires, wait until you know he has a really important meeting, set his alarm clock thirty minutes ahead and than, go outside take off all the valve covers on his car, find small pebbles, and put them in so that it moves the middle thing to the side so you hear the air coming out of the tire, flat tires, no way to get to work thirty minutes late, than point and laugh or draw a picture of your face on the garage pointing and laughing with magic marker, also add a bitch in there too or something.

untoldfame 3

Thursday 24 September 2009 23:12

whatta dick.

Comments

ortega_fml 0

Friday 25 September 2009 1:04

ydi for being a ****.

ItsAshxD 0

Friday 25 September 2009 1:23

You shouldn't be a hypocrite. :).

ortega_fml 0

Friday 25 September 2009 2:17

moderated wtf? well you shouldnt be a ****. :)

ItsAshxD 0

Friday 25 September 2009 2:23

But I'm not. :). Trust me, I'm far from it buddy.

ReinaJay 13

Friday 25 September 2009 1:37

that sucks but i couldnt help but laugh at this

_Star_Shazar_ 0

Friday 25 September 2009 1:41

Omg #56! That's is awsome! OP really should've done that!:D

lovejamienicole 0

Friday 25 September 2009 1:52

lolocuassstttt!

HeroicDude 0

Friday 25 September 2009 2:54

Slash his tires. Problem solved.

DoodlePie10 0

Friday 25 September 2009 3:02

wow what an asshole! i would most definently slash his tires.

avcureton_101 0

Friday 25 September 2009 3:19

Wow whoever poasted that last comment... will you mary me?!? those wer my exact thoughts!!!

jillz 0

Friday 25 September 2009 4:07

Yes, Ash, your life does seem to suck. Sorry you have to put up with that stuff but all this FML site really does is keep a record of your complaints. It seems like your brother and sister really depend on you and need you. How will you handle it when you are financially ready and able to leave and they are still trapped there? Also, there doesn't seem to be much of an element of fear if you were so bold as to call him 'twenty times'. So I don't imagine that you are in any physical danger there. Hm, .. Well, no matter how thin you slice it, there are always at least 2 sides and we're not hearing his side.

ItsAshxD 0

Friday 25 September 2009 5:06

Well, I only called him because I had no one else to call. My mom was already at work. My real dad was too. I was just hoping he pulled that stick out of his ass and would be nice to me for once. Guess I was hoping for too much to ask of him. (Does that make sense? o.o) And I knew he was ignoring me on purpose, that's why I kept calling him.

jillz 0

Friday 25 September 2009 5:13

How did you call him from a bus stop? You have a cell phone? Is it an iPhone? Just curious. (iPhones rock!)

ItsAshxD 0

Friday 25 September 2009 5:15

Lol, yeah, I used my cell phone. And no, I don't have an iPhone, I have the LG Dare, which is half broken. xD. I used to have an iPod Touch, until I lost it in school last week. Isn't my life wonderful? ._.

jillz 0

Friday 25 September 2009 5:23

You had an iPod touch and you now have an LG Dare. You are 16 and some adult was nice enough to provide you with an account for that, I imagine. Yes, your life is wonderful. Many teens have no cell phone at all. I was lucky to get a shirt once in a while when I was 16. I bet you have stylish clothes to wear as well. I hear that an iPod has the same feature as an iPhone as far as if you lose it, you can shut it down so no one else can use it. Hopefully, once it becomes useless to whoever picked it up, it'll end up in the school's lost and found so it can be returned to you.

ItsAshxD 0

Friday 25 September 2009 5:27

Yeah, hopefully. And even if my life seems "wonderful", I can guarantee you it's not.

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Friday 25 September 2009 14:32

Another angst ridden teenager who thinks her life is "teh horrible" because her fancy cell phone "half works" and she lost something. Boo hoo. Forget families who are homeless and bankrupt because of the economic prices and people with diseases, YOU deserve all the sympathy. Damn, some kids are so egocentric these days its sick. Whats next, calling Child Services because your mom got you a Honda instead of a Mercedes?

ItsAshxD 0

Friday 25 September 2009 22:43

No, that's not why I think my life sucks at all. You don't know me so you don't understand my situation. And I'm not going to open up to you so you'll never understand my situation. And what makes you think my family isn't struggling with money? Please don't assume things. .__.