By NotFunny - 24/09/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML
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ananamoose 0

Ok heres a trick its called pebbling tires, wait until you know he has a really important meeting, set his alarm clock thirty minutes ahead and than, go outside take off all the valve covers on his car, find small pebbles, and put them in so that it moves the middle thing to the side so you hear the air coming out of the tire, flat tires, no way to get to work thirty minutes late, than point and laugh or draw a picture of your face on the garage pointing and laughing with magic marker, also add a bitch in there too or something.

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01100110 0

Get a job, save for car, get license, don't ride bus. Just saying, or use siblings in college (like my sister does).

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Christina21 2

thats so immature

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HahaYDI 0

90% of step dads are dicks, they just want your mom and then they try to act real nice to you in front of her and then when she isn't around they don't give a shit, it's just how it works.

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ItsAshxD 0

Exactly. Except when she's around he tries so hard to find a reason to get me in trouble and act like he's innocent. Ugh. >__

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life_sucks_bad 0

fyl some step-dads are just incarnations of evil! i would know.......

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GreenAlbatross 3

Try to "accidentally" get hurt when he's the only one around, and then when your mum sees the bruise or whatever, blame it on him! Or, ya know, sit down with your mum and your step-dad and talk about what is and isn't appropriate behavior. Also, to all the other people saying that she should drive herself or have a friend drive her; not everyone has enough money to afford a car for their kid, or she might not have even been old enough to get a license.

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ItsAshxD 0

That getting hurt thing won't work, trust me...I have reasons that I don't feel like addressing to everyone. And my mom almost ALWAYS takes his side. And he could care less if he's being inappropriate. No matter what, in his mind he's always right. And yeah, I'm 16, I can't drive yet because I didn't get my permit since I'm always stuck at home babysitting. But anyway, you have to be at least 18, I think to drive alone. So even if I could drive, I'd still have to have someone in the car with me.

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GreenAlbatross 3

The first bit was a joke. Everyone else was putting out dumb ideas, so I hopped on the stupid train in the sarcasm car. (Look at my metaphors go!) But, seriously, if things are this bad, talk to a counselor at your school and get help from them. They can even set up a meeting for you and your (step)parents. And if the counselor deems there to be any risk to your physical or mental health, the meeting can be made mandatory unless your step-dad wants to be on the receiving end of a criminal investigation for negligence. Because he is your legal guardian, and thus liable for your health and well-being.

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ItsAshxD 0

Yeah, I should. But this is my last year of high school. Then I'm getting the hell out of this house and going off to college. I can't wait.

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GreenAlbatross 3

You'll still have to go home on holiday. And your siblings are still there. And you still wouldn't be 18 and legally responsible for yourself. And if/when you get married, your mum might bring him to the wedding. Unless your mum kicks this guy out of the house, you're stuck with him as long as she's alive. Deal with it now, because once you turn 18, that bastard might just pull the rug out from under you and it'll be too late.

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Be sure to **** him over before you leave.

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lesb_lv 0

Doesn't he do anything a bit illegal? Anything at all? Your mom always takes his side? Find out him doing sthg illegal and anonymously report him ;) See him going for more beers after drinking some? - report that u saw a drunk driver driving around wit a car... just like his and with the same licence plate number. He wont drive anymore for a long time :)) Oh, and dont forget to fill his gas tank with water and his beer with pee.

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ItsAshxD 0

Reply to #108, True, but maybe I can try to go to live with my dad. I tried once before but he and my mom wouldn't let me. But if I go to court they would, right? And to #111, of course he does. I'm just afraid of the consequences if I report him.

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Mykeh 0

Step 1 - Pick up rock. Step 2 - Throw it at his car. Step 3 - Have the last laugh.

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jap1198 0

wow. did you go to school that day? I wouldn't have.

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_Star_Shazar_ 0

I hate people like that! My stepdad is just like that...): your not aloone

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Gia0896 0

Lol @ #56 . Your stepdad is Awesome..

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