Transportation: Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking...

By NotFunny - 24/09/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

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By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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Get back here

By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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By Jacqueline H'ghar - 30/07/2016 08:56 - New Zealand

Today, I missed my bus to the doctor's office for my scheduled pap test. I was so desperate, I called my deadbeat mom to ask for a ride. She said "Virgins don't need pap tests", laughed, then hung up on me. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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Cruel driver

By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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By gudmarjoh - 08/12/2010 23:09 - Iceland

Today, after studying all night for an exam, I ran out to catch the bus. On my way to the bus, my hair got caught in a branch for some minutes. Thinking I'd missed the bus but thankfully didn't, I went on. A few minutes later I remembered that my exam had been postponed for 3 hours today. FML

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By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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By peanutface - 17/12/2010 13:20 - Canada

Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the bus driver smirking as he drove past me in the middle of the Canadian winter. FML

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By militiousroflcopter - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

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ananamoose 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 23:50

Ok heres a trick its called pebbling tires, wait until you know he has a really important meeting, set his alarm clock thirty minutes ahead and than, go outside take off all the valve covers on his car, find small pebbles, and put them in so that it moves the middle thing to the side so you hear the air coming out of the tire, flat tires, no way to get to work thirty minutes late, than point and laugh or draw a picture of your face on the garage pointing and laughing with magic marker, also add a bitch in there too or something.

untoldfame 3

Thursday 24 September 2009 23:12

whatta dick.

Comments

Lifelooser_fml 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 7:30

your step dad is an ass, fyl ALSO for having a mum who likes assholes.

22jrdn55 15

Saturday 26 September 2009 8:27

This is how i think your step dad looks like. http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/asshat-22713.jpg FYL, but what happens next? Did you fail/pass?

Fnoo 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 18:12

I was so shocked at this, my mouth fell open. :O

Hi_i_am_Mikie 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 6:29

after giving little thought, i agree with evry one, hes an ass But that was one of the most ******* funniest things he could have done he is a man who loves to kick people while their down he was so great at ******* up your morning he even went to your bus stop to laugh at his ass-ery LMfao

valeria_07 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 7:38

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, This is the only FML that's made me laugh. The other one's make me somewhat sad but this is just toooo funny. Sorry about your test, there's always make ups. :P

mangotron 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:36

0WN3D!

chanel_bbygirl 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 23:06

damn i wouldnt get all butthurt about tht...my stepdad would prolly do something like that...but i would laugh shit cuz its funny

IBeAwesome 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 4:34

LOL that is so fantastic, i cant even begin to say how amazing reading that was. I'm in university and i know how important not missing tests is but even so that, that was funny stuff.

rachs1161 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 2:52

It's because you aren't his kid that he doesn't give a shit... He just wants your mom and then acts like a ******* middle schooler because he has nothing else to do with his spare time, which I'm sure he's going to have more of once he gets fired.