By NotFunny - 24/09/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 409
You deserved it 4 437
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

ananamoose 0

Ok heres a trick its called pebbling tires, wait until you know he has a really important meeting, set his alarm clock thirty minutes ahead and than, go outside take off all the valve covers on his car, find small pebbles, and put them in so that it moves the middle thing to the side so you hear the air coming out of the tire, flat tires, no way to get to work thirty minutes late, than point and laugh or draw a picture of your face on the garage pointing and laughing with magic marker, also add a bitch in there too or something.

46 0

Comments

Nakedsquirrel 5

20 freaking times? Are you also the type of person to leave 20 voicemails?

4 1
plexico 3

He just wants to **** your mother and you are something he has to put up with. Face it, you are competing with him for your mother's favor. The more you screw up and fail, the better he looks to your mom. He stuck it to you real good. Now, your mom wants him to stick it to her real good! Lessons learned: Get your fat ass to the bus stop on time. Early on test days. Know who your friends are.

2 0
Akuser 0

You should have made that "stick it *IN* her" instead of "stick it to her"

0 0
Intoxicunt 5

In my experience, you're completely right.

4 0
Intoxicunt 5

Plexico. It ate my "reply to" and it also ate my other comment trying again to get it right.

2 0
Starchild21 3

Lol makes sense. You know after all this time, I'd say this is the first time I agree with him as well lol. Especially about getting up earlier on test days

0 0
ItsAshxD 0

Well, I did wake up early, but I had to get my brother and sister ready for school too since he was dropping my mom off at the bus stop. But he came home right before my brother and sister got onto their bus. And getting them ready for school took up some of my time.

4 0
Starchild21 3

You don't have friends that could have provided a nice and convenient ride?

0 0
Intoxicunt 5

That sucks. Starchild, first time? Really? REALLY? >_>

1 0
glassisass 0

oh hey faget starchild. your back. go **** yourself now.

0 0
Starchild21 3

faget? Now that's a new way to spell it. Here is the word FAGET as defined by urban dictionary 1. This hideously misspelled derivation of '******' is primarily used by uneducated rednecks who fail to see the irony of calling someone a derogatory name but having no idea how to say the word. 2. Used by closet homosexuals in an attempt to smooth out the word '******' and give it a softer french/italian/spanish sound, with a rolled G similar to the J in french, and a silent T. 1. "Hey Chet!! Lookee that thar faget over there! Now get that cow ready for a bangin'!" 2. "Let's round up the crew, get some lattes and head out to the faget bar, where we can score -- I mean, I'm not gay and have no idea what faget means!" ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

0 0
sacredpoppy 0

LOL. Learn how to spell your insults, you idiot.

1 0
sublime93 0

@OP: That sounds pretty hilarious. I'm sure you can make the test up if you get a note or however the system is in your school.

0 0
theman000 0

Me too omg!!!!sucks huh

0 0
ananamoose 0

Ok heres a trick its called pebbling tires, wait until you know he has a really important meeting, set his alarm clock thirty minutes ahead and than, go outside take off all the valve covers on his car, find small pebbles, and put them in so that it moves the middle thing to the side so you hear the air coming out of the tire, flat tires, no way to get to work thirty minutes late, than point and laugh or draw a picture of your face on the garage pointing and laughing with magic marker, also add a bitch in there too or something.

46 0
jessxoxo28 5

wat a ******** but i agree with #32 LOL!!!

1 0
nerdking21 10

I would so do that. I love pranking people and helping to cause them to go over the deep end (almost got my French teacher there).

2 0
I_am_stupid_also 6

It's going to be getting cold soon, so wait until it is going below freezing overnight and then pour some water on his driver's seat. When he sits on it frozen, he will just think the seat is cold, but then he'll be walking around with a wet ass all morning.

4 0
DeviliciousAngel 3

lol what a deuche. And you should do as #32 said.. would be a nice revenge. :)

2 1
wickedsmart 0

ahhh FYL but step dad's are cocksucking morons anyways

0 0