Politely ask them to stop being so obnoxiously loud. If that doesn't work,then what you do is record it, and make dubstep remixs of it. Name it "___'s sex sounds (Dubstep remix)" Then distribute it to everybody in your dorm. If that doesnt work then just sneak in their room and poke holes holes in all her boyfriend's condoms.

play **** really loud when they complain about the noise apologize and say u will tell her to keep it down lol untill u find a real girl

don't wanna hear them? listen to music or smthn (;

Good student at least

Surely you can apply to be moved? In my dorm we had 2 weeks from when we moved in to request a relocation, but I dunno what the processes are n the States.

Ouch, must be painful as hell, sorry to hear that mate.

I'm sorry that's really disrespectful of her to do it do obviously so you can hear her. I hope that you don't miss her because she's not worth missing if she's that thoughtless.

Find a girl to screw around with so she can hear you *******.

sex tape or live spy camera the choice is yours.

Find a new, more attractive girlfriend and have louder sex. Then your ex will be the one posting on FML...