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By Order of the Dangling Testicles - 28/01/2014 20:28 - United States - Astoria

Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML

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By Homeless - 14/06/2021 11:01

Today, my now ex-boyfriend was kind enough to let me live on the couch because I have nowhere to go. I have to see the homewrecker he cheated on me with everyday, and hear them have blood curdling sex every night. FML

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By bigcityfail - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML

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By HousemateHorror - 20/11/2017 19:00

Today, I walked into my dorm to find the guy I have feelings for sleeping with my roommate. I signed a lease with them for next year and can't back out now. FML

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By homerde - 05/02/2011 06:29 - France

Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 11:47

Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML

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By DormHater - 23/08/2010 23:09 - United States

Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML

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By ashdk - 28/01/2011 09:12

Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML

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By YaytoSeniorYear - 05/09/2017 20:00

Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML

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mxgirl1998 26

Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:12

Well I hope you do your homework better then he does her.

abhi95 31

Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:13

****! At blaring volumes when they do it should be enough of a hint to keep it down! Good luck

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jacobsam 1

Wednesday 5 February 2014 6:21

Tell the guy you gave her STD's

KaptainKickAss 5

Wednesday 5 February 2014 23:20

Dont worry man soon you'll be seeing her serving you a burger at McDonalds :)

pike1346 3

Friday 7 February 2014 19:40

Brutal. Get a hooker. A hot, loud hooker

rfn2 7

Wednesday 16 April 2014 17:36

Do the same thing that they do

TheBATman85 6

Friday 25 April 2014 2:37

I live with my ex and best friend that she cheated on me with and is now dating. I know the feels bro

grritsshay 18

Wednesday 21 May 2014 21:09

Rough semester!

Rick.0604 6

Wednesday 8 March 2017 23:30

bitches be crazy!

wrenthecat 13

Wednesday 1 May 2019 19:17

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