By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
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cuntfacekillah 5

well it's not your fault. I'm sure that woman is just extremely insecure.

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green_eggs_and_h 0

You should pretend to be super paranoid too and watch her all the time.

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lmaoatall 6

I hope her husbands name isn't Darren! if so, you're screwed.

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porridge111 6

hahahaha that made me laugh so much!!!

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darkness4dummies 0

i always feel like this b***h is watchin me.......

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onthetoilet 3

you must be really attractive and flirty

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darkness4dummies 0

you tell her to mind her damn buisness before you come down there and beat her ass

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iloveWAR 0

Kevin hart reference? if so, bravo to you.

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annihil8or 15

That was smart, sign a 2 yr lease before meeting anyone. YDI

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starwind3438 9

41 How is this a YDI? How was she supposed to know that lady was a paranoid bitch. Maybe you should have thought about that before you posted what you did you idiot.

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Awsumuzzie 12

What? 41 has a valid point! Don't you knock on every single door to meet your future neighbors? Sarcasm sarcasm.

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visage 0

How do you expect to meet people in a complex where you have no clue what actual apt you'll get? Its also illegal for the apt staff to disclose info about residents.

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syed121417 22

Gee, I just looked at this house. That must mean I should know everyone first, eventhough this might be the first good deal I've gotten and I really need a place to stay

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