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By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2020 20:00

Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML

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By ashdk - 28/01/2011 09:12

Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:28 - United States

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By Creeped - 27/09/2012 08:19 - United States

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By pretty_coin - 23/10/2011 01:02 - Australia

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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By Almost_Homeless - 23/04/2014 12:43 - Canada - London

Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML

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By Nickie809 - 17/09/2012 14:59 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited until my new neighbor knocked on my door and left me what looks like rabbit ears on my welcome mat. He just stared at me expectantly as though I should be thankful. FML

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cuntfacekillah 5

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:47

well it's not your fault. I'm sure that woman is just extremely insecure.

green_eggs_and_h 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:49

You should pretend to be super paranoid too and watch her all the time.

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:14

Marraige counseling anyone?

seeunexttuesdays 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:19

get a boyfriend, then she won't have to worry about you tryna get with her husband....lol

scoobyfiend 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:19

wait till she trusts you and let's her guard down.... then steal him

Allyb321 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:20

good luck!

dreamering 16

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:22

Tell her that stealing and borrowing are two different things. Than, run way fast.

syed121417 22

Monday 3 February 2014 4:58

Then*

knight0748 5

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:23

my best friend has a crazy lady for a neighbor in his next apt who constantly calls the cops on him for no reason other his new born baby crying. so we annoy the shit out of her till she started avoiding his family. sometimes, the best defense is an offense.

Bowser6622 5

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:23

She needs help.

BigPerro4life 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:23

tell her to back off... or you will F*** her husband.

shibbysgirl 4

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:29

I'm thinking he's cheated before!

megthegreat 2

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:30

if you make any comments/threats/jokes about stealing her husband it would probably just make her more paranoid because it would let her know that you stealing her husband isn't out of the question.