By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML
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Same thing different taste

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OperationNicole_fml 0

She carries a vibrator in her purse. Whoa that's pretty intense, can't wait to get home?

Why are there so many vibrator stories

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nat66623 0

Well OP, did you 'answer' the call? :-D

The_Big_Guy 0

I think it was a light-saber running really low on crystals. Hate to break it to you kid...your mom's a jedi.

abfracadabfra 0

ok, this is blatantly a copy of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sQHZasNuMA&feature=PlayList&p=C902D86502EA4D3C&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=36 fail.

lmao i think that's more of an FML for your mom