Miscellaneous: Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I...

By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 12:00

Today, I handed my mother-in-law my phone to see the toy that I was going to get for my nephew. While she had the phone, it swiped away to my last search of… vibrators and sex toys. I have no idea if she saw it before she handed me my phone back, saying, "It went away." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2016 06:34

Today, I was talking to my mother when we both heard a continuous buzzing noise. Unable to locate the source of the noise we gave up. About an hour later, my mother yells down the stairs to me. Turns out my dog stole my vibrator, chewed it and presented it to my mother. FML

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By Nikse - 29/07/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML

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By Sarah - 25/08/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML

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By anon - 16/02/2014 12:56 - Australia - Kingston

Today, I needed to borrow money from my girlfriend. I went into her bag and pulled out the money all while a lady watched me open-mouthed. Turns out it wasn't my girlfriend's bag. It belonged to the lady watching me. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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You deserved it 2 060

By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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You deserved it 41 463

Mortified

By Anonymous - 19/05/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my vibrator rolled out of my bag so far down the table that I couldn’t catch it, and had to run round the table to grab it by leaning between two of my male coworkers. That vibrator lives under my bed, so the only way it could've got in my work bag would be my boyfriend pranking me. FML

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Technically, that's stealing

By Elizabeth Ann - 04/10/2019 22:00

Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML

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On the run

By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

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You deserved it 40 515

OperationNicole_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:25

She carries a vibrator in her purse. Whoa that's pretty intense, can't wait to get home?

W33nie 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:28

Why are there so many vibrator stories

Comments

carmel 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 8:30

yeah, um, so I'm Australian and I'm pretty sure this website is American. Can someone tell me, um..........is a vibrator one of those penises that vibrates for..........pleasure? lol

owlowl 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:18

#43 - yes, but we do have vibrators in australia, just to let you know.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Friday 8 October 2010 7:33

and this site was started in France btw.

Shenannigoats 16

Thursday 7 June 2012 3:38

...we do have vibrators in Australia, you know. What does being Australian have to do with anything? Also, not all vibes are shaped like cocks.

Moniquake 4

Saturday 18 April 2009 8:12

lmao. i used to look through my moms purse once and guess what i found, a *****. :X

Shenannigoats 16

Thursday 7 June 2012 3:39

YDI for snooping :3

av232 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:18

*shivers*

dan148 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:57

Is ur mom hot cuz she can play with me anytime hahahahahaha

iSmellNice 2

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:49

Get a job if you need to ask your mom for money

_musical_addict_ 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 5:27

Okay so this is like the third vibrator-in-purse story I've read. I ask again: Honestly, who the **** thinks it's a good idea to carry a VIBRATOR in their purse???

dipkull 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 8:04

Ugh, this happened to me too! Only that it wasn't vibrating... I just saw it. Got over it though, I'm sure you will too. I'd forgotten... just remembered now cause I read this.