Miscellaneous: Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print...

By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 13:23 - Australia

Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML

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By smidgit - 19/05/2016 17:32

Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelt the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML

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By Sam - 26/09/2011 11:46 - Australia

Today, in a desperate attempt to get my business "out there", I dropped a few of my cards on a station floor. I got a call, even a quote. A $500 fine from the transit for public littering. FML

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By Luke - 23/06/2015 22:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone who attended my graduationg party. After carefully personalizing each one and sealing them shut, I realized I did not mark the envelopes with names. FML

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By post-loss - 06/06/2017 18:00

Today, in my excitement to make some new cards for the postcard exchange I take part in, I apparently spilled my bottle of glue directly into the bag that contains my entire postcard collection. I didn't notice until several hours later. FML

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By astraboy - 21/05/2009 09:11 - Australia

Today, I spent 3 hours making a birthday card for my boyfriend, delicately cutting each letter out of printed coloured paper. He used it as a coffee coaster. FML

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By mannnnn2717 - 20/12/2009 22:41 - Australia

Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML

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By Ugly_Broke_Medussssssa - 16/08/2018 01:30

Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, 50,000 copies of the new edition of the town's phone book came out. I manage a pizza place and bought a full menu ad. Apparently the ad designer got confused, as they placed my cell phone number in huge bold letters at the bottom of the ad instead of the store's phone number. FML

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deaditegirl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:17

YDI for not proofreading.

xEmGai 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:18

It does.

Comments

DresdenB17 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:23

I'm not going to say the f word because they have it flagged... but this is definitely not legit. you thought i meant the other f word... lol ****

DresdenB17 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:26

but I guess you can look at it like this: at least you didn't completely **** it up ad type "anal cocks". that would be worse

Jsayers8 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:32

If I got one of those cards I would laugh my ass off, thats the best mistake ever.

jorgitooo 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:38

Mistakes like this are a good measure of people's coolness; you may gain some business, you may lose some Canal Rocks is beautiful though

jkjorn 16

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:43

Haha! Well, if anyone notices it, just wink and say "it does, you know!" Never know, you might get some interesting responses off that.. maybe even a little action!

ohhsnapp 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 23:06

hahahhaha, niceee man! hahah ive been on facebook too much, i saw this and immediately was like OMG LIKE oh wait... hahahah

FTL1234567890 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 23:07

OMG I WANT ONE!

F00tball_Playa 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 23:12

FAKE..,,. How can u miss the first letter of ur town??? Not plausible

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Friday 21 August 2009 0:29

Would it be 'plausible' to spell possible correct? :) Anyway. I would have roared if I got one of those. Epic win.

ghapsees 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:37

Would it be possible to use an adverb correctLY?

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 21 August 2009 6:04

What does this have to do with "possible"? He/she used the word "plausible" correctly and spelled it correctly as well. Jeez.

PimpDaddyT 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 23:12

fml for the inital proofreading error but YDI for handing out 24 cards before you caught the mistake!! didn't you look them over before you gave them out

tWitt3rBuG 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 23:23

This is so totally made up. OP seems to be an attention seeker. If you were "happy" with it, that means you read it first. So probably thought it was a cool idea to leave it as. But after printing, someone probably told you what an idiot you really are. Please, get a life, we aint as stupid as you