Miscellaneous: Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print...

By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 13:23 - Australia

Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 06:00

Today, I noticed that all 200 remaining business cards out of the 500 that I had made have the wrong phone number on them. FML

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By smidgit - 19/05/2016 17:32

Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelt the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML

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By Sam - 26/09/2011 11:46 - Australia

Today, in a desperate attempt to get my business "out there", I dropped a few of my cards on a station floor. I got a call, even a quote. A $500 fine from the transit for public littering. FML

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By Luke - 23/06/2015 22:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone who attended my graduationg party. After carefully personalizing each one and sealing them shut, I realized I did not mark the envelopes with names. FML

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By post-loss - 06/06/2017 18:00

Today, in my excitement to make some new cards for the postcard exchange I take part in, I apparently spilled my bottle of glue directly into the bag that contains my entire postcard collection. I didn't notice until several hours later. FML

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By astraboy - 21/05/2009 09:11 - Australia

Today, I spent 3 hours making a birthday card for my boyfriend, delicately cutting each letter out of printed coloured paper. He used it as a coffee coaster. FML

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By mannnnn2717 - 20/12/2009 22:41 - Australia

Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML

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By Ugly_Broke_Medussssssa - 16/08/2018 01:30

Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, 50,000 copies of the new edition of the town's phone book came out. I manage a pizza place and bought a full menu ad. Apparently the ad designer got confused, as they placed my cell phone number in huge bold letters at the bottom of the ad instead of the store's phone number. FML

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deaditegirl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:17

YDI for not proofreading.

xEmGai 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:18

It does.

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Brak_Spaceman 19

Thursday 27 August 2009 17:23

POO POO COMES OUT OF THOSE ROCKS

Sarbot 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 7:12

Bahahahahahahhah http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YBxeDN4tbk

Anteezy 7

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:31

People will just think it's a statement. You put your name on it and then ANAL ROCKS! And i'm sure some people will agree :>

Compass 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 18:51

Comment 1: At least anal rocks aren't nearly as bad as kidney stones.

maddiesonnn 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:12

that's y u double check idiot

chameleon_boy 0

Friday 21 May 2010 11:41

Just can't stop laughing, ahahahaha :D

sbu_002 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 12:07

Proofreading is for squares but no seriously, if it is something that is connected to work, DO IT.

fuzz97 23

Tuesday 26 October 2010 6:18

Anal DOES rock.

raych3l 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 6:29

Pfffhaha, seriously, FYL!

locura1991 0

Friday 19 November 2010 4:44

LMAOO I laughed my ass off (no pun intended). did you hand then out to people or did you leave them on cars and stuff?

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Today, it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus beard" and gone out asking for donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ. I've been trying and failing to get a job for 2 years, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots. FML

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Today, I learned that taking a shower right before your house starts flooding is the human equivalent to washing your car right before it starts raining. Only much worse. FML

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Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

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Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML

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Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

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