Miscellaneous: Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print...

By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 13:23 - Australia

Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 06:00

Today, I noticed that all 200 remaining business cards out of the 500 that I had made have the wrong phone number on them. FML

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By smidgit - 19/05/2016 17:32

Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelt the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML

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By Sam - 26/09/2011 11:46 - Australia

Today, in a desperate attempt to get my business "out there", I dropped a few of my cards on a station floor. I got a call, even a quote. A $500 fine from the transit for public littering. FML

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By Luke - 23/06/2015 22:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone who attended my graduationg party. After carefully personalizing each one and sealing them shut, I realized I did not mark the envelopes with names. FML

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By post-loss - 06/06/2017 18:00

Today, in my excitement to make some new cards for the postcard exchange I take part in, I apparently spilled my bottle of glue directly into the bag that contains my entire postcard collection. I didn't notice until several hours later. FML

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By astraboy - 21/05/2009 09:11 - Australia

Today, I spent 3 hours making a birthday card for my boyfriend, delicately cutting each letter out of printed coloured paper. He used it as a coffee coaster. FML

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By mannnnn2717 - 20/12/2009 22:41 - Australia

Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML

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By Ugly_Broke_Medussssssa - 16/08/2018 01:30

Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, 50,000 copies of the new edition of the town's phone book came out. I manage a pizza place and bought a full menu ad. Apparently the ad designer got confused, as they placed my cell phone number in huge bold letters at the bottom of the ad instead of the store's phone number. FML

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deaditegirl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:17

YDI for not proofreading.

xEmGai 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:18

It does.

Comments

MoMoJones 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:31

lol @#10 but OP this does suck...come outta the closet time?

MTF23 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:30

You don't have to be gay to like anal.

KittenOnAcid 1

Friday 21 August 2009 23:37

i totally agree with #103, this guy and i fooled around in that area and he's straight. i think its hot that a guy is comfortable enough with his sexuality to explore

kukopia 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:31

At least you didn't put the 'C' where the 'R' is....

jstasilentscream 3

Saturday 22 August 2009 15:24

aahahahahhahahahhahaha XD win

XxTHOMAS6xX 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 10:40

lol anal crocks

bigd1130 3

Monday 7 March 2011 18:28

thomas u dumbass it would be anal cocks...

marz88 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:32

What the hell are anal rocks? =P jk. but yeah that's hilarious haha besides...anal does rock =D

Person1233 12

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:35

We need to see them XD That would be one for failblog.

plexico 3

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:35

I have a feeling that your cards are going to be very popular, but among a very unexpected clientele. With the remainder of the cards, you ought to insert an exclamation point (some call it a "bang") at the end and make it your motto. "anal Rocks!" I said "bang at the end." Heh-heh.