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By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 13:23 - Australia

Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML

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By Chad - 21/04/2025 14:00 - United States - York Village

Today, I made a digital contact card for my department that needed to be sent to payroll. Since we didn't have one before, I sent a copy to the rest of the department to use if they wanted. I didn't send the blank though. I sent 100s of people all of my contact info. Somehow, I managed to misspell my own name too. FML

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By Sam - 26/09/2011 11:46 - Australia

Today, in a desperate attempt to get my business "out there", I dropped a few of my cards on a station floor. I got a call, even a quote. A $500 fine from the transit for public littering. FML

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By Luke - 23/06/2015 22:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone who attended my graduationg party. After carefully personalizing each one and sealing them shut, I realized I did not mark the envelopes with names. FML

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By post-loss - 06/06/2017 18:00

Today, in my excitement to make some new cards for the postcard exchange I take part in, I apparently spilled my bottle of glue directly into the bag that contains my entire postcard collection. I didn't notice until several hours later. FML

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By astraboy - 21/05/2009 09:11 - Australia

Today, I spent 3 hours making a birthday card for my boyfriend, delicately cutting each letter out of printed coloured paper. He used it as a coffee coaster. FML

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By mannnnn2717 - 20/12/2009 22:41 - Australia

Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2025 15:30 - India

Today, I printed 500 event posters with the wrong venue because I copied from last year’s file. Client needs them by tomorrow. Now I’m pulling an all-nighter reprinting everything. Coffee is my only friend. FML

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deaditegirl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:17

YDI for not proofreading.

xEmGai 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:18

It does.

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MoMoJones 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:31

lol @#10 but OP this does suck...come outta the closet time?

MTF23 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:30

You don't have to be gay to like anal.

KittenOnAcid 1

Friday 21 August 2009 23:37

i totally agree with #103, this guy and i fooled around in that area and he's straight. i think its hot that a guy is comfortable enough with his sexuality to explore

kukopia 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:31

At least you didn't put the 'C' where the 'R' is....

jstasilentscream 3

Saturday 22 August 2009 15:24

aahahahahhahahahhahaha XD win

XxTHOMAS6xX 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 10:40

lol anal crocks

bigd1130 3

Monday 7 March 2011 18:28

thomas u dumbass it would be anal cocks...

marz88 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:32

What the hell are anal rocks? =P jk. but yeah that's hilarious haha besides...anal does rock =D

Person1233 12

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:35

We need to see them XD That would be one for failblog.

plexico 3

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:35

I have a feeling that your cards are going to be very popular, but among a very unexpected clientele. With the remainder of the cards, you ought to insert an exclamation point (some call it a "bang") at the end and make it your motto. "anal Rocks!" I said "bang at the end." Heh-heh.