Work: Today, I needed to job shadow someone for my winter break career...

By kawaiixalice - 28/12/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I needed to job shadow someone for my winter break career project. Not finding someone to take me along to their job, my mom suggested shadowing my dad. Not wanting to hurt his feelings, I went with him. All day I sat and helped him test human poop samples for parasites. Some was diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

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By boo - 27/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML

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By Joey - 06/02/2009 22:51 - United States

Today, my company hired a new guy to help on our project. My boss said that he would shadow me for the whole day so he could learn our system. At the end of the day my boss fired me, handed my company car keys and laptop to my "shadow for the day" right in front of me. My Mom picked me up. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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By missy - 09/03/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML

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By imfullthanks - 14/03/2009 23:06 - Norway

Today, my mother had to take a stool sample because she has been ill for several days. Curious, I eventually had to ask, "How did you intercept the poo before it got submerged in water?" She yelled from the other room, "You know that little plate with the red stripe?" I was eating off it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By missTyfied - 25/08/2012 19:11 - Philippines - Sucat

Today, I had to hunt down and collect a stray dog's feces for my parasitology class. FML

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Endo22 0

Monday 28 December 2009 20:28

FYDL **** your dads life. Honestly you're mad about one day, that guy lives the shit 24/7. (no pun intended)

CBR77 0

Monday 28 December 2009 20:28

Same shit, different day. xD

Comments

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Monday 28 December 2009 20:55

Well, I guess the OP knows... (puts shades on) ...all that remains. (YEEAAAAHHHHH!!)

pu13 5

Thursday 24 March 2011 11:01

you sir deserve an applause *gentle clapping* mm yes...

matineesuxxx 1

Monday 28 December 2009 20:58

was mine parasite free?

thinmint 0

Monday 28 December 2009 21:04

yeah and he makes shit-loads of money doing that. someone's gotta do it!

femmeixifatality 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 2:35

Pun intended?

TheLoneWolf87 4

Monday 28 December 2009 21:05

some WERE diarrhea, OP.

anilorak622 8

Saturday 30 July 2011 10:34

no, OP is correct. "was" refers to the word "some". while "some" implies plural, the word itself is singular. like "everyone". "is everyone here?" not "are everyone here?" not trying to start anything or sound obnoxious..

kitties_fml 12

Monday 28 December 2009 21:11

It's amazing how some people are so inept at putting together a simple three sentences to relay a story... that is, this FML is horribly worded.

jerryj 27

Tuesday 18 November 2014 10:12

You're the only one who didn't get it.

Neon_POP 0

Monday 28 December 2009 21:18

Should have gone with your mom. Still that sucks. Is your dad a scientist or something?

fmliliveinmichig 0

Monday 28 December 2009 21:28

being a microbiologist isn't that horrible

elparto 0

Monday 28 December 2009 21:55

Actually I bet that job pays a mid range 6 figures.

MagneticGuitar 0

Monday 28 December 2009 21:57

He is in a Medical occupation. Not a crappy pay.

bad_choice 0

Monday 28 December 2009 22:03

And you are bitching about your dad's job. It was him examining those ***** everyday to pay for your food, your education, and such. Be thankful, brat.