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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By djteller - 25/04/2009 00:13 - Israel

Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2014 17:24 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 10:12 - Malta - Qormi

Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2014 02:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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By gumchuck - 05/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Marshall

Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 17:41 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I blew a huge gum bubble. My cat was on my lap and decided to shove her face in the bubble. There's gum all over her, and I still have scars from the last time I tried bathe her. FML

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By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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Official_Person 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:34

You don't blow a bubble gum bubble if you're trying to impress someone. Unless you're six.

foolishworkerbee 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:33

i bet she was most impressed.

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toaster468 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:05

damn I wish I was such a flirt like u...

QueenOfStars 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:06

haha boys always get Hurt showing off xD

Giorgio272 2

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:10

mm I see your a chick looking for another chick. let me say that is freaking hot.

alexandraa_fml 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:10

This is only an FML if it was Hubba Bubba.. or if your names Bubba..

paperisuseful 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:12

looks like u won't be getting any of her juicy fruit.

paigeatsflesh 11

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:30

ahahahaaha^^^

Guerilla8 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:13

I passed her at the check out line and said, "yo baby wassup." She had two gallons of milk and I was staring at her juggs.

ahugit 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:14

someone needs to practice keeping things in their mouth...

EpicFin 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:15

#29 I laughed so hard

I_Have_No_Idea 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:18

this just made my day.. haha

mw2pride 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:27

atleast she knows u spit and dont swallow

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