Health: Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating...

By anonymous - 09/06/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML

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By FuckingDone - 20/05/2016 23:08 - United States - Enterprise

Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML

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OK sweaty, time for a bath

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 17:01

Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML

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By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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By smellyhouse - 27/11/2011 10:19 - Canada

Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML

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By Quin - 31/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML

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Hot and heavy

By k…… - 10/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML

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Unpleasant

By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML

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Free the Flow!

By Lunar-Spice - 23/10/2019 14:00

Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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Friday 10 June 2011 1:56

atttractive

rattusrattus 18

Friday 10 June 2011 2:00

*hazmat suit on* *fire hose primed* *industrial soap prepared* *long-handled scrubbing brush located* Right, I'm ready.

Comments

eminemchick 19

Friday 10 June 2011 2:35

thank god for 54

practicesafesax 0

Friday 10 June 2011 2:48

Oh, that's hot.

GabbyCharityM 0

Friday 10 June 2011 2:49

That's hot. Jk thats freaking disgusting, take him outside & spray him with the water hose (;

ammmeor 4

Friday 10 June 2011 4:48

water hose? as opposed toooo...?

kona314 1

Friday 10 June 2011 7:04

Opposed to the lava hose, duh. Don't you have one? Everyone does ;)

elisabeth1_fml 0

Friday 10 June 2011 2:56

eww feral.

Chipmunk1994 0

Friday 10 June 2011 2:59

you complain about something that isn't even hurting you people on this website have some of the stupidest complaints

ThatOneFreak 0

Friday 10 June 2011 5:01

if you don't like it, get off!

Kawboy 1

Friday 10 June 2011 5:28

73. shut the **** up and deal with it!

LolliDolly 19

Friday 10 June 2011 6:11

Wow. Hypocrite.

tona01 16

Friday 10 June 2011 16:22

73 some punctuation would be nice, it makes things easier to understand.

Ririshi 0

Monday 4 June 2012 22:44

Also, using capitals would help us to read your comment.

meredithxjane 0

Friday 10 June 2011 3:00

clean them with your tongue

renaee 13

Friday 10 June 2011 3:08

You, ma'am, are a sicko.

CokokoLa 0

Friday 10 June 2011 6:01

thats just nasty, but funny at the same time...

smitty1ky 0

Friday 10 June 2011 3:16

ive got balls of steel :D

sailorzoe 14

Friday 10 June 2011 3:29

Hahaha most straight men/boys are pretty rank.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Friday 10 June 2011 3:33

This isn't manly, it's disgusting.

soulfulemo 0

Friday 10 June 2011 3:37

apparently he doesn't care, he's damn proud of his ...odor...o.O

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