Intimacy: Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's...

By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 08:38 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML

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By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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Backhanded

By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

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Common myth

By Anonymous - 01/04/2014 06:06 - United States - Eugene

Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our hands together, palm to palm. I can bend the tips of my fingers over hers, which apparently surprised her because she commented, "Huh, so big hands AREN'T related to penis size." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 16:27 - Serbia

Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

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Romance me please

By trembelwick - 03/12/2011 10:04 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

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Missing

By SignificantShrinkage - 08/10/2018 03:00

Today, I found out that when you gain too much weight, your penis can get significantly smaller. After noticing that things had been "off" in the bedroom, my girlfriend and I decided to measure it. There was significant shrinkage. I guess it's time to start working out. FML

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"shortcomings"

By Anonymous - 24/02/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML

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By Mike - 21/02/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

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By FreshDonuts - 28/02/2015 05:03 - United States - Antioch

Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML

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Shaving!

By John Doe - 07/01/2020 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML

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etchsanity1 11

Tuesday 9 October 2012 16:21

You pointed out your tiny penis to your girlfriend ... Who may have once been a dude... Ydi

lovepandorasaver 11

Tuesday 9 October 2012 16:21

Well you single handedly ruined your relationship...

Comments

outoftown 26

Wednesday 10 October 2012 2:57

Sheesh... were you looking for an excuse to break up?!

ravemasterroxas 9

Wednesday 10 October 2012 2:59

Yaoi hands.

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 10 October 2012 3:26

Do you call her Yoai Ming, and does she call you Pee Wee Herman?

dabeast15 7

Wednesday 10 October 2012 3:36

Ydi

greeneyebeauty9 28

Wednesday 10 October 2012 4:58

that's definitely something you shouldn't comment on.. especially if she didn't point it out. I don't think she would have noticed if you hadn't said anything.

luminos77 3

Wednesday 10 October 2012 5:17

****** can fill her up occasionally too, to experience the feeling of it. Too many men are scared of toys.

evhrocks876 4

Wednesday 10 October 2012 5:19

Haha dumbass

ViviMage 39

Wednesday 10 October 2012 7:06

I was born with huge hands with long witchy fingers for a female. The family kept cracking puppy jokes when they met me as a newborn. Now I wear a US size 11 on my ring finger. My guy and I don't make comments about junk, though he think he likes my man-mitts. Better for massages! Only thing that stinks for me is I can't find cute rings in most stores, and phlebotomy there's some more risk to stick myself.

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Wednesday 10 October 2012 12:34

I've always thought long fingers were an attractive feature o.o I had a filipino friend with long fingers and I was jealous of her. And now I'm jealous of you! I have tiny, stubby mexican hands! I'm a size 6 ring (and shoe) but I sometimes wish my fingers were longer... Anywho I'm rambling but the point is that some people may actually like your big hands, and some girls may actually be jealous :3

TJ1991 3

Wednesday 10 October 2012 14:25

Thing is society is getting stuck in a loop. Model mags and **** are raising delusional people's expectations. So many men expect big breasts naturally, many women expect big penises naturally. It's completely wrong. There's average breast and penis sizes for a reason.