Intimacy: Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's...

By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 08:38 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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Backhanded

By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

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Common myth

By Anonymous - 01/04/2014 06:06 - United States - Eugene

Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our hands together, palm to palm. I can bend the tips of my fingers over hers, which apparently surprised her because she commented, "Huh, so big hands AREN'T related to penis size." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 16:27 - Serbia

Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

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Romance me please

By trembelwick - 03/12/2011 10:04 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

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Missing

By SignificantShrinkage - 08/10/2018 03:00

Today, I found out that when you gain too much weight, your penis can get significantly smaller. After noticing that things had been "off" in the bedroom, my girlfriend and I decided to measure it. There was significant shrinkage. I guess it's time to start working out. FML

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"shortcomings"

By Anonymous - 24/02/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML

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By Mike - 21/02/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

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You deserved it 7 658

By FreshDonuts - 28/02/2015 05:03 - United States - Antioch

Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML

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You deserved it 6 277

Shaving!

By John Doe - 07/01/2020 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML

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etchsanity1 11

Tuesday 9 October 2012 16:21

You pointed out your tiny penis to your girlfriend ... Who may have once been a dude... Ydi

lovepandorasaver 11

Tuesday 9 October 2012 16:21

Well you single handedly ruined your relationship...

Comments

blackcherries 5

Tuesday 9 October 2012 16:59

Oh this is silly! I don't know what you are like in bed but that's what counts little or big! And her hands well is it really a big deal? Is this what's going to affect your relationship? Just think about it. These aren't big problems! ;)

ChazzyWazzy1998 10

Tuesday 9 October 2012 23:23

Well her hands are kind of a big problem ;)

whatadaydanny 12

Tuesday 9 October 2012 17:00

I love how all the comments are small penis advice. Brava.

mikepzz 27

Tuesday 9 October 2012 17:01

why on earth would you say that.. maybe you should date a midget or something.. might help with your self esteem

ben827 10

Tuesday 9 October 2012 17:04

You know what they say about small cocks right? You just have to push harder. Good news though: you don't have to worry about hurting her if you decide to go in. Bad news: you have to convince her that small cocks are actually better and won't hurt her as much. That is, if she can feel anything.

allplayedout 20

Tuesday 9 October 2012 17:17

You guys are perfect for each other. You're both idiots.

lelandw7393 3

Tuesday 9 October 2012 17:22

Or she has extremely small hands and you and even smaller dick ydi

ICastillo 24

Tuesday 9 October 2012 17:43

Ya Op it's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.

joshcolon117 1

Tuesday 9 October 2012 17:55

Man I'm strong as ****

ElishaisSexy2016 9

Tuesday 9 October 2012 18:08

Get kinky... Use a blind fold :)

Slackness 10

Tuesday 9 October 2012 18:10

FFS, Do people not realise 9/10ths is the foreplay... I can make my wife sexually satisfied without even using my ****, its all about the build up of sexual frustration and expectation. It's about knowing your partner and responding to their desires. It's all about the tease and the lust. If all that fails... just fist her!