Love: Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook...

By Alex - 07/10/2010 10:10 - United States

Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, my wife changed her Facebook status from "Married" to "Widowed". I'm scared. FML

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By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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You deserved it 13 161

By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By mystery - 17/06/2012 02:08 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By Andy - 19/12/2016 12:38

Today, on my Facebook newsfeed, I noticed a photo of a coworker. In the comment section of the photo he and his wife had written "I love you" to each other. As a joke I commented "get a room". Turns out the woman with the same surname as my coworker wasn't in fact his wife, but his daughter. FML

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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 561

By Mel - 27/01/2019 20:00

Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 314

By married and hates - 19/12/2010 18:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML

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Tootsiee 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 16:10

I suggest you not eat her cooking and watch her carefully

lindsaymccue 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 16:10

OP, you should hide.

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allenrotstein 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 19:58

"your are"... Awesome!!!

bobsanction 18

Thursday 7 October 2010 20:01

GTFO THE HOUSE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!

memiimariee 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 20:10

haha. 27 you win!

chasity_27 2

Thursday 7 October 2010 20:46

That should be an interesting discussion at the dinner table...

SoulessRed 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 21:10

Sleep with one eye open

Hughmadd 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 21:15

Woman posts this - "I'm so sorry, what an asshole! :( You should really dump this jerk, and move on! :)" Man posts this - "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

alioooop 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 21:26

hahahahhahahahahah so funny u have a death warrant

ninalita 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 21:36

u guys are so ******* gay

TibbysMusic 1

Sunday 17 October 2010 8:39

You know what's really gay? Two men having butt sex. Yeah, that's gay. If you don't like peoples comments stop reading them and GTFO.

CALIGIRLFYL 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 21:40

Maybe you should b scared... LMAO

denvan 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 21:56

Well divorce time then, stay away from her she's up to something

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