By Alex - 07/10/2010 10:10 - United States

Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML
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Tootsiee 0

I suggest you not eat her cooking and watch her carefully

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cufaoil 11

if she makes you your favourite meal, it's probably laced with sleeping pills... then she'll hire two pot heads to shoot you

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LoganBballin16 0

She is giving you a chance to run away and leave her before she kills you so op RUN!!

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cantfightfate 0

85 I'm pretty sure she's not actually a she. that's their real picture..

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AssDan 0

This one made me laugh. Probably changed it by accident.

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afallingstar 22

it's really hard to "accidentally" change your relationship status

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pckl300 3

That bitch is gonna kill you! Watch out!

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cantfightfate 0

omg...that really hurt. ha! did I even say anything to insult you? no...I just said your picture wasn't really you. which it's not. and if it was you, you would be the biggest egotistical for being pretty and walking around calling everyone ugly. get a life.

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cantfightfate 0

actually, now that I read your info you're that mentally retarted dude that claims to have a high IQ. hahahahaha.

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eviefbaby_fml 0

Damn welp be carefull

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