Transportation: Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor....

By John - 19/05/2011 04:27

Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML

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By Jessy - 14/10/2011 11:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

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By NoThanksGrandma - 20/11/2011 07:37

Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML

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By arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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By painful - 24/07/2011 08:55 - Norway

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

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Charming

By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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The Good Grandson

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 21:10

Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML

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You deserved it 204

Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was alone in the car with my grandma for five hours while she told me all about the multiple bladder infections she's had in the past year. FML

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Nice to know

By justin bieber's nutsack - 06/06/2015 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said, "Never take a shit in this place. Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML

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You deserved it 2 803

Good intentions…

By Anonymous - 18/05/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML

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MedChew 19

Thursday 19 May 2011 11:58

FHL more than FYL, for sure. Imagine how embarassed he would be

AubriS 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:42

not only how can you be pissed at another persons FML and it "ruin your day" but how can you be pissed at a grandpa that can't control his bowels?! you must either be very immature or just a bitch.

Comments

braveblade74 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:34

Well, shit. Sucks for you, OP, FYL

xyoubreakmeup 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 23:41

You're a good boyfriend. I hope you at least got a bj for your hard work!

FarSide 22

Friday 20 May 2011 6:16

Yeah, it was the least grandpa could do after his bag fell off.

bethany_camille 0

Friday 20 May 2011 0:34

I feel sorry for both of you! Sorry for your truck, sorry that he has to where one of those God awful things! :(

chaoskiwi 0

Friday 20 May 2011 0:49

ewwwww

ros13 0

Friday 20 May 2011 2:11

that really sucks that it happened, but it was very nice of you to drive him!

Yoshi_Fue 9

Friday 20 May 2011 2:19

Colostomy bag... my mother has one... she comes back tomorrow... I had no idea the small intestine was that bright of a shade of red... I find it gross, but kind of funny. It doesn't bother her, so it doesn't bother me.

FarSide 22

Friday 20 May 2011 6:18

What a coincidence! MY mother has a douche bag and IT is bright red too!

ShyAnn29 14

Friday 20 May 2011 13:35

I have an ileostomy, and I think the small intestine looks kind of cool, lol. but I wish I didn't have it.

ShyAnn29 14

Saturday 21 May 2011 3:27

the bag I meant, I wish I didn't have the bag

cloey_callahan 0

Friday 20 May 2011 3:13

yuck

yentraccm 0

Friday 20 May 2011 3:26

dude have sympathy. dang. you ******* ruined my day

tifa_14 0

Friday 20 May 2011 5:36

what is a colostomy bag? and what does OP mean?

FarSide 22

Friday 20 May 2011 6:21

Tifa... ummm... you have a computer, right? Google the two terms and look them the **** up yourself! Dayum.

ShyAnn29 14

Saturday 21 May 2011 3:30

a colostomy is where the end of the colon is brought through the abdominal wall, and the bag is put over it to catch the waste (poop) and when it gets full you just empty it into the toilet