Transportation: Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor....

By John - 19/05/2011 04:27

Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML

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By Jessy - 14/10/2011 11:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

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By NoThanksGrandma - 20/11/2011 07:37

Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML

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By arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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By painful - 24/07/2011 08:55 - Norway

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

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By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 21:10

Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML

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By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was alone in the car with my grandma for five hours while she told me all about the multiple bladder infections she's had in the past year. FML

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Nice to know

By justin bieber's nutsack - 06/06/2015 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said, "Never take a shit in this place. Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML

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Good intentions…

By Anonymous - 18/05/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML

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Thursday 19 May 2011 11:58

FHL more than FYL, for sure. Imagine how embarassed he would be

AubriS 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:42

not only how can you be pissed at another persons FML and it "ruin your day" but how can you be pissed at a grandpa that can't control his bowels?! you must either be very immature or just a bitch.

Comments

jennifer93 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:16

oh wow that better have earned you major brownie points with the lady

NYC_Yoshi 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:20

omg, please tell me that's an accidental pun. lol

jennifer93 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:27

I don't see a pun there?

NYC_Yoshi 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:39

brownie points

Livinia 11

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:40

What colour is shit? It's brown.. BROWNie points, now do you see the pun?

jennifer93 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:50

oh...wow that's a little stretched so no I def didn't mean to do that

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:34

Whilst that does really suck, I imagine it's much worse for him. Hopefully you'll be able to clean it up so that you can't tell it ever happened.

ShyAnn29 14

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:37

it's not that hard to clean up

PeteyPablo12308 20

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:43

Oh god... Poop. It would horrible to have a colostomy bag... Ugh.

ShyAnn29 14

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:40

yes, yes it is!

Smokeyy13 2

Wednesday 31 August 2016 19:49

it is lol, I've had one for over 2 years now. it really does suck.

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:53

A little Febreeze and it will be good as new!

Anna173 0

Friday 20 May 2011 7:00

this comment made my day!:)

barlessprison 16

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:58

To be honest, I feel more pity for her grandpa than you. Your problem can be fixed with some scrubbing and water, unlike his.

juturnaamo 29

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:01

I'm guessing the offer was meant to get in good with the girlfriend, which I'm sure it definitely did. The good thing about a bad economy is there is someone in your neighborhood who would be willing to scrub your truck clean for less than $50.