Miscellaneous: Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months....

By spiderbaby - 06/10/2015 19:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

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Awwww, how sweet!

By Justin - 25/07/2020 20:00

Today, after having a 3-day vacation and feeling a bit bummed that it was over, I got home to find a black widow watching her babies hatch in my office window. FML

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By JustLeaveThem - 25/01/2017 18:00

Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML

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Sorry, dude

By Aussie mate - 24/09/2020 08:01 - Australia

Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By aliqi - 12/05/2012 20:48 - United States

Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML

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Collect the set

By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 12:00

Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML

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Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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No good deed…

By oops - 04/12/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML

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By Anonim23 - 15/08/2019 20:00

Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML

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SalsaVerdeDonut 22

Wednesday 7 October 2015 1:47

I'll bring the gasoline. You just bring the matches.

MagnusDeus 24

Wednesday 7 October 2015 1:50

Nope

Comments

aimbug 42

Wednesday 7 October 2015 1:56

You poor thing! I would have probably screamed and hid outside while someone else took care of the problem!

Kitty_Kat16 16

Wednesday 7 October 2015 1:56

Omg i would probably move but seriously buy some sort of bug killer and spray it evreywhere

Emmaray 16

Wednesday 7 October 2015 1:58

"Tiny baby" had me thinking aww cute... but "spiders" quickly brought on the HELL no. I'm sorry OP. I'm sorry about the many sleepless nights that await you.

MasterTron 24

Wednesday 7 October 2015 2:18

And the itsy bitsy spider crawled in to mamas bed and bit hubby in the head.

Lalala579121 27

Wednesday 7 October 2015 5:32

I dunno, spiders are pretty cute. The way they look at you with all those adorable little eyes while they feast on your soul.

OfficialEarth 12

Wednesday 7 October 2015 1:59

Do you have enough gasoline or do we need to start a GoFundMeNow?

arano 29

Wednesday 7 October 2015 2:00

Time to burn down the house. I've got your back for an alibi. For, you know, insurance purposes.

meg13rocks 26

Wednesday 7 October 2015 2:07

I just hope they didn't blow AT you.

OhSnapItsSkyla 19

Wednesday 7 October 2015 2:10

so much nope in one post

lukian_fml 29

Wednesday 7 October 2015 4:09

Three strikes you're out. It was funny the first time and acceptable the second - "tiny little hopes" - but you've struck out.

lysx84 24

Wednesday 7 October 2015 2:20

I had a similar issue - opened a window that happened to break a wasps nest. Not fun. I'd take the wasps over the spiders any day though!!

Catlover1130 14

Wednesday 7 October 2015 3:40

Uh both are huge NOPES for me lmao

fmlperson8264 16

Wednesday 7 October 2015 4:31

But wasps can fly and they can sting you. I think they're scarier than spiders.

tbro47 23

Wednesday 7 October 2015 5:10

Wasps are bigger and a lot easier to hunt down though. Spiders are tiny and tend to hide in dark small spaces so I'd be afraid of putting on my shoes. You can never be sure if you got them all either, the damn things multiply.