Miscellaneous: Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months....

By spiderbaby - 06/10/2015 19:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

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Awwww, how sweet!

By Justin - 25/07/2020 20:00

Today, after having a 3-day vacation and feeling a bit bummed that it was over, I got home to find a black widow watching her babies hatch in my office window. FML

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By JustLeaveThem - 25/01/2017 18:00

Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML

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Sorry, dude

By Aussie mate - 24/09/2020 08:01 - Australia

Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By aliqi - 12/05/2012 20:48 - United States

Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML

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Collect the set

By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 12:00

Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML

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Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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No good deed…

By oops - 04/12/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML

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By Anonim23 - 15/08/2019 20:00

Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML

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SalsaVerdeDonut 22

Wednesday 7 October 2015 1:47

I'll bring the gasoline. You just bring the matches.

MagnusDeus 24

Wednesday 7 October 2015 1:50

Nope

Comments

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 7 October 2015 6:21

Well, now you that you have a house full of NOPE, there is only one solution: thermonuclear apocalypse. It's the only way to fully ensure successful extermination of the spiders. Otherwise, they will weave a web of trouble.

JamesGregoryLor 8

Wednesday 7 October 2015 6:35

So that's where all the babies from Charlotte's Web went

Drnknmonkey08 12

Wednesday 7 October 2015 7:01

and found a new home under the bed

Panda_nipples935 10

Wednesday 7 October 2015 7:10

Time to nuke the place

Le_ponderer 14

Wednesday 7 October 2015 7:23

You will have to start sleeping with a panty hose worn over your head. With all the stories of the little buggers spinning webs in people's orifices, it's the only way. Hope the are not venomous. Sorry OP.

jenn2119 9

Wednesday 7 October 2015 9:39

Did you, too, get this idea from Raising Hope? :)

Le_ponderer 14

Wednesday 7 October 2015 21:56

Yes I did! You know what, it works really well too.

samdel12 10

Wednesday 7 October 2015 7:29

Time to burn your house done..it's the spiders home now don't even pretend anymore

derpyshy 16

Wednesday 7 October 2015 7:33

All aboard the nope train to Fucknosville.

live2loveurself 11

Wednesday 7 October 2015 7:44

Get out of there and burn it.

420west 4

Wednesday 7 October 2015 7:49

look at what your opening from both sides in the future. lucky wasnt a wasp nest. most spiders not poisonous n they eat bugs. statistic, believe ur within 10ft of a spider at all time...