Miscellaneous: Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law.... - FML

By firethorn - 20/06/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML

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By Florida_1827 - 28/01/2011 10:54 - United States

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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Old dog, new tricks

By Anonymous - 25/07/2024 00:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML

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By Disturbed son - 16/09/2018 01:30

Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML

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By I keep failing it all - 02/06/2013 19:45 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, my dad found the Father's Day present that I spent at least ten hours preparing and decorating. I'd expected him to be extremely happy about this lovely gift. His only reaction was to ask if he could exchange it for something else. FML

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By sadSarah - 01/05/2014 09:59 - United States - New York

Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML

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By SAM - 05/08/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML

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Fortunate Son

By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 23:35 - United States - Wichita

Today, I had a look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML

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By Amazon Ruined My Life - 28/12/2018 14:00

Today, my mother opened her birthday gift in front of my entire family. Two days ago, I ordered an essential oil diffuser and flesh light from Amazon. Guess which one she got? FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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Thoughts and prayers

By bad blood, no shit - 03/12/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, my husband and I went to my overbearing mom's 57th birthday party. He opened his gift in front of her and said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, and the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML

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Ruff_fml 3

Monday 20 June 2011 12:04

She sounds lovely. Flip her off for me will you?

CRrawsum 7

Monday 20 June 2011 12:02

Atleast she got you something...

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angel55033 12

Monday 20 June 2011 13:10

she wants you to be her daddy lol ;)

jackasssaywhat_fml 0

Monday 20 June 2011 14:49

lol i bet she does

sprints54 19

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:28

your tat is awesome

ladyluck82 9

Monday 20 June 2011 13:42

lol I didnt know they still those! lol. And stop complaining! At least she remembered you!

big_cat 0

Monday 20 June 2011 13:43

wow

visage 0

Monday 20 June 2011 13:46

People who think Father's Day is about getting stuff is doing it wrong. I'll admit that was a weird gift tho. I got a poorly colored horribly credited coupon book (redeemable for household chores) from my daughter. Am I on here crying "fml!" because it's not a new razor, power tool or free dinner at Outback? Hell no...

visage 0

Monday 20 June 2011 13:48

Horribly crafted* Stupid auto correct!

mask724 7

Monday 20 June 2011 14:35

I wish my sons gave me that! getting them to do chores is like pulling teeth

visage 0

Monday 20 June 2011 16:40

hahahah! My little girl is only 5, and I think they made them at her daycare :) I'll have to see what happens when I try to cash in on them!

sheethapins 13

Monday 20 June 2011 22:12

Keep it around for when she's 15, it will be solid gold then.

gorina 0

Monday 20 June 2011 13:47

Why did your mother-in-law get you a father's day present to begin with?

sourgirl101 28

Monday 20 June 2011 13:49

Was mom-in-law wearing a feather boa?

SmittyJA24 26

Monday 20 June 2011 14:02

OMG ... feather boa, lingerie, stockings, ... cleavage, "pink" anatomy ... I predict a bleak future for OP. Unless, of course, he still clings to the fantasy of a mother--daughter 3-way!

demonspeed 0

Monday 20 June 2011 14:10

hello obvious signal...she wants you...which is a little disturbing

pinkspaceboundro 0

Monday 20 June 2011 14:28

lmao. I hope your initial reaction was to make a face!

CobraKitNu 7

Monday 20 June 2011 14:30

u

CobraKitNu 7

Monday 20 June 2011 14:32

I hate my iPod.

parxxx 0

Monday 20 June 2011 14:40

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CobraKitNu 7

Monday 20 June 2011 18:58

I'm sorry I deeply disturbed you.

fmlfmlihatemysel 0

Monday 20 June 2011 14:31

herendous...

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