Miscellaneous: Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law.... - FML

By firethorn - 20/06/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML

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By Florida_1827 - 28/01/2011 10:54 - United States

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2024 00:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML

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By Disturbed son - 16/09/2018 01:30

Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML

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By I keep failing it all - 02/06/2013 19:45 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, my dad found the Father's Day present that I spent at least ten hours preparing and decorating. I'd expected him to be extremely happy about this lovely gift. His only reaction was to ask if he could exchange it for something else. FML

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By sadSarah - 01/05/2014 09:59 - United States - New York

Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML

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By SAM - 05/08/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML

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Fortunate Son

By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 23:35 - United States - Wichita

Today, I had a look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML

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By Amazon Ruined My Life - 28/12/2018 14:00

Today, my mother opened her birthday gift in front of my entire family. Two days ago, I ordered an essential oil diffuser and flesh light from Amazon. Guess which one she got? FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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Thoughts and prayers

By bad blood, no shit - 03/12/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, my husband and I went to my overbearing mom's 57th birthday party. He opened his gift in front of her and said smugly, "The makeup's for your face, and the prayer book's for the fat rolls." Any hope of family peace is now lost. FML

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Ruff_fml 3

Monday 20 June 2011 12:04

She sounds lovely. Flip her off for me will you?

CRrawsum 7

Monday 20 June 2011 12:02

Atleast she got you something...

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camartinez23 0

Monday 20 June 2011 15:46

only in texas

Bananaa122 0

Monday 20 June 2011 16:14

HAHA. that's so funyyyyy !

suprmidgt 0

Monday 20 June 2011 16:37

bitches are crazy...

iSpasticFantasti 14

Monday 20 June 2011 17:28

Reminds me of my sister birthday in a way. She woke up to a card sitting on her bedside table from dad, inside is a picture of him smiling and it said, "I thought I'd go all out this year and be really nice by giving you a picture of me". Luckily, she read the, "PS: Check under your pillow", and found a brand new iPod touch before she spazzed out.

alex6946 10

Tuesday 21 June 2011 7:40

aww, in a way that was cute of your dad :)

bdub594 2

Monday 20 June 2011 17:50

give her one of you on birthday/Christmas. which ever comes first. thats hilarious. it's not an FML. YDI For posting it on this site.

ahkit 0

Monday 20 June 2011 17:54

hahaha thats epic

danz123 7

Monday 20 June 2011 18:07

Use it as a 'debonifier' yes I just made up that word. Whenever you have a boner that is, shall we say, inconvenient in the context you're in, you can use the picture to make yourself as soft as jello. You're welcome.

justbigbs 6

Monday 20 June 2011 18:09

Is she hot??? , make her a facebook profile or a new one if she has one already and check off single and available.

TOOOBSOCK 0

Monday 20 June 2011 18:17

wanker (:

imnotahipster 0

Monday 20 June 2011 18:18

lol gross

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