Miscellaneous: Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university....

By sadlife - 09/07/2009 18:50 - Canada

Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML

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By SingleWorker - 09/01/2010 03:45 - United States

Today, I came home for lunch. I saw a sandwich on the table with a note saying, "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I saw another note from my girlfriend next to it saying, "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step-mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

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By lmaoLOSER - 02/10/2010 11:48 - United States

Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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And they call it puppy love…

By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML

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By fedexed - 27/07/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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By CryoSpectre - 11/05/2015 04:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML

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By waiterrrrrrrrr - 02/08/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I was working my shift at a fancy restaurant and it had been a really hard day. My parents came in to have dinner and surprise me. After paying, they left a note saying they would see me at home. It also said "By the way, no tip, because you stink at serving." FML

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Shock98 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:05

how is that supposed to impress them?

JRomero 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:09

Uhhh...why? If anything, they'd make fun of you for that.

Comments

slatter 1

Saturday 16 January 2010 20:32

I bet they thought u were AWSOME

Enoch134 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:43

it is impressive because it shows someone cares enough to take time to make them a bag lunch

OnlyOnWednesday 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 18:47

You are the shizney!!

Daederoth 10

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:26

That's really sad. I love you Mom!

gray089 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 8:56

that's how u immpress people at a University? u r an idiot.

ForTheMotherland 0

Friday 16 July 2010 20:36

Fake.

cinnomonroll 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 4:42

I agree with #1. how does showing your friends a note from your mom supposed to impress them? why didn't u just fake a note from your gf or bf?

DakotaCat 4

Thursday 23 September 2010 0:08

Woah. I'm impressed.. Your mama is still packing you lunch at college..

andrew111193 0

Friday 1 October 2010 6:27

Wtf, how old are you? 12?

xNephilim 18

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:20

"Today at lunch, one of my "friends" showed off a note from her "mom", which was obviously written in her own handwriting. I'm stuck with this immature chick for the rest of the semester. FML"