By waymoreiwanted - 15/02/2014 03:21 - United States - Ashland

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Today, I opened up a Snapchat from my best friend. I received a full and detailed view of her and her boyfriend having sex. All I wanted to know was how her Valentine's Day dinner went. FML
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hkhan24 23

Well she sent you a picture of dessert!

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MrSarary 26

I totally expected you to say "having sex with my boyfriend".

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skyttlz 32

Yeah. With how most of these kind of FMLs are I totally thought it was gonna say your boyfriend op.

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thelittlemissy 29

Why..? She might be sending you an invitation? Or has she just a crazy sence of humour?

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MrConcise 34

I feel infinitely crazier when around a significant other - not always in the same sense of the word, but /always/ crazier. OP's friend sounds similar.

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dinosxxrawr 22

dessert was delicious.

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yeti37 16

Roses are red Violets are blue Watch my boyfriend Blow his goo

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Wizardo 33

Roses are red Violets are blue I possess and boner And now you do too I hope this clears things up My Vday was a howler I am really happy with my luck With this guy balls deep in my growler.

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cryssycakesx3 22

"oh my gawdhh, you guys are like sooo icky..."

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speakersboom 19

first I read poetic brilliance, and then a five-year-old's mimicking.

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Selvyys 4

If you think that is gross, you probably shouldn't be on FML. There is content way worse than that. :P

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Wizardo 33

If people are so sensitive about comments then please stay the **** away. And a five years old mimicking? Seriously the guy talking about **** is so much more mature and please for a person who has blood rushing to her head all day its pretty disconcerting for you to have such a judgement. This is FML people not a damn support group, freshers suck ass man.

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aecribb 14

Roses are red, Violets are ******* violet. Will people never learn this? Or do we need to get violent?

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speakersboom 19

Talks about how sensitive people are on here. Gets butt hurt by a 17 year-old girl's comment. :D I love FML.

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Vitally 6

The question is, did you keep the picture open until the time ran out?

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iAlissa 34

I pretty much shared the same expression the cat has in your profile picture after reading that.

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SouthernLady12 13

One moment I got a text oh yea hold that pose so I can get a pic and snapchat okay got it.... continue.

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Keattles 14

I think it went quite well (;

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