Miscellaneous: Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was...

By Foufinator - 04/10/2009 19:33 - France

Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 14:30 - United States

Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML

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Ewwwwww

By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 08:00 - United States

Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML

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Added protein

By Anonymous - 10/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML

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Food poisoning is back on the menu!

By James - 06/05/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, whilst on a road trip with friends, we stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. I ordered a chicken sandwich and when it arrived, I took a huge bite out of it, only to realize that it was still completely raw in the middle. FML

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Sorry, little dude

By dire-rear - 16/01/2010 20:19 - Singapore

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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By ijustwantpizza - 07/01/2015 12:11 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

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By Sarah-grace - 17/05/2016 22:20 - United States - Benton

Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML

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Uh oh…

By Klingon - 04/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML

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By veggiegal - 13/02/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

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Expertfail 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:19

Maybe it was a really deformed half-cockroach? Or maybe you ate it.

socalsd 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:29

Sue them!

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urmamaisgay 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:31

YOU ATE THE OTHER HALF!!!!!! krejthklerfRkjthskrfd gross >_>

darkmis1 17

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:32

Sue them! That's really nasty and (obviously) illegal.

r3sistance 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:32

I remember hearing tales like these likes 15 years ago. I Suspect this is just a copy and paste of an old story.

babygraprefruit 0

Monday 5 October 2009 0:43

It isn't uncommon for bugs to get into food at nasty fast food chains.

rhythmbandit 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:34

gotta be careful with them chicken sandwiches

AhISnappedIt 0

Monday 5 October 2009 2:28

should of got some waffle fries

carkel 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:41

that's.... that's just disgusting. stick to food made by you, and you can avoid weird things like this. or call the health department.

piddly_03 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:43

although i would be grossed out if i ate half of a cockroach, it's just protein. plus, it couldn't have been that bad if you didnt even notice it until you saw the other half wiggling in your sammach..