Miscellaneous: Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy...

By myownperson - 25/10/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML

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By Tmth - 25/05/2016 22:24

Today, I'm on crutches due to hip surgery. I went to the fridge to grab a bite to eat, but quickly realized if I wanted anything, I would have to eat there. I can't carry anything. Cold leftovers here we go. FML

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By Enrique - 07/02/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, I work at McDonalds. I burned my hand while cleaning their grill and have a 2nd/3rd degree burn from my pinky to my wrist. When told about this, my manager told me that there was "nothing that they could do for me and to tough it out". However I was given a free McFlurry. FML

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By pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

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By brokenkneechick - 07/02/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

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By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML

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By hamburglar - 11/08/2016 18:46 - United States - Irving

Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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Streeet_hayley 6

Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:59

Never trust people with your food

smirnoff1695 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:57

Oh my goodness. What a thief!

Comments

ShowTimeNYC 1

Monday 31 October 2011 20:55

Only in America...:/

jiharrison 0

Monday 31 October 2011 21:31

That's terrible! What the hell ever happened to just being a good person and honestly doing something nice for someone? What the hell?!?

azk3000 9

Friday 11 November 2011 3:58

Where's Anton Chigurh when you need him?

soccerrchicaa5 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 4:47

didnnt the guy at the counter see? and ahhaha im on crutchess too

killabryce 1

Wednesday 18 January 2012 7:07

Today, I realized I loved a girl that I've liked for a long. So I asked her to hang out with me, only to run away because her "guy friends" scare me. Now she won't even talk to me. FML

zfchatroulette 24

Sunday 3 February 2013 4:38

This isn't the "Submit your FML" page, this is the comments page. Quit being an attention *****.

pizzaboy69 4

Saturday 23 June 2012 3:49

Ydi

mkcherry 14

Saturday 27 July 2013 1:33

Im surprised an employee didn't help you with your items, I work customer services and I would never watch someone on crutches try to carry something to their table without at least offering to help or sending a jr. employee.