Miscellaneous: Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy...

By myownperson - 25/10/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML

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By Tmth - 25/05/2016 22:24

Today, I'm on crutches due to hip surgery. I went to the fridge to grab a bite to eat, but quickly realized if I wanted anything, I would have to eat there. I can't carry anything. Cold leftovers here we go. FML

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By Enrique - 07/02/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, I work at McDonalds. I burned my hand while cleaning their grill and have a 2nd/3rd degree burn from my pinky to my wrist. When told about this, my manager told me that there was "nothing that they could do for me and to tough it out". However I was given a free McFlurry. FML

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By pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

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By brokenkneechick - 07/02/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

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By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML

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By hamburglar - 11/08/2016 18:46 - United States - Irving

Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:59

Never trust people with your food

smirnoff1695 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:57

Oh my goodness. What a thief!

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xoochristineoox 7

Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:46

aw what an asshole! can't trust anyone :/

ukrage 1

Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:12

You should track him down and beat him till he needs crutches. Don't be ****** with my Mickey D's

ellybelly_502 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:20

I'm sure they gave you more food, and this time the employees helped. Otherwise, that sucks!

ea247 20

Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:47

That's just messed up

hbbs93 6

Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:49

What a dick!

mserrato 8

Wednesday 26 October 2011 7:24

Oh no, now you won't get to die of obesity

ILovePink_Bro 3

Wednesday 26 October 2011 8:24

Lmao, at least someone got to eat. :D

Hyperion11 2

Wednesday 26 October 2011 9:19

Someone was actually willing to steal that garbage?

atomicmrpelly 2

Wednesday 26 October 2011 11:01

That's nothing, OP was actually willing to PAY for it!

emvictoria 9

Wednesday 26 October 2011 13:14

That's horrible :(

smokinburnout24 6

Wednesday 26 October 2011 17:58

you should have taken your crutch, and jabbed it into the back of his head on his way out the door

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