Work: Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me....

By bronieswillrule5eva - 11/06/2012 18:16 - Canada - Summerside

Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML

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By PuddlePirate - 07/09/2012 16:23 - United States - Mountain Iron

Today, my co-worker and I were having a conversation in Russian. Our boss overheard us talking, shouted, "I know you're talking about me! I speak Spanish too!" and threatened to fire us. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2018 15:00

Today, my boss yelled at me in front of several customers for gesturing too much while I talk, because it's "unprofessional". I was using sign language. FML

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By Miss_Kat - 29/08/2019 00:01

Today, I received a two-page letter/rant from my boss notifying me of my imminent dismissal, based on issues such as me "speaking in a suppressed voice." FML

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By anonymous - 24/05/2016 03:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, I got put in a speech impediment class because apparently I have a lisp. No, my tongue is just swollen, and I can't talk very well because of it. I've talked normally for the past 17 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 15:14

Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2014 22:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got into a slight spot of shit with my new boss over his speech. Apparently he was not actually impersonating Sylvester the Cat, and he just has a speech impediment. When I jokingly said "sufferin' succotash" to him, he wasn't pleased at all. FML

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By WTF - 03/12/2014 21:21 - United States - Conroe

Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML

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By rosie - 08/03/2021 13:59

Today, I was unable to communicate with a customer who only spoke French. As a result, my boss called me a "monolingual idiot." I speak Spanish, German, and Japanese. FML

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teague95 16

Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:42

That's smart. Think someone might be possessed, talk about them behind their back.

MrFuzzles 5

Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:41

The power of Christ compels you!!

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rosesofash860 8

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:30

Not if OP is a young boy you don't!

insertnameherr 11

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:42

I would doubt that because he has a job...

KVKdragon 26

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:47

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica Ergo, draco maledicte et omnis legio diabolica, adjuramus te ... cessa decipere humanas creaturas, eisque æternæ perditionìs venenum propinare Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos ;)

MrFuzzles 5

Tuesday 12 June 2012 5:16

Did anyone else read this out loud and shit started to fly around their room? Just wondering if that's normal.

MichiSixx 12

Tuesday 12 June 2012 5:34

Someone get Sam and Dean here, stat! We need them to read this, now!

PlaidPanda 9

Tuesday 12 June 2012 5:45

Who the **** just posts this shit on a forum!? That's some dangerous stuff right there. I get modded for being crude, but this demon crap is allowed, da ****? lol.

TheDrudgeChild 4

Tuesday 12 June 2012 15:17

I don't think speaking in tongues and Latin are the same, but this was impressive. Thumbs up.

1soda1pOp1 6

Tuesday 12 June 2012 5:04

High school really does never end. Even someone as esteemed a boss partakes in petty gossip.

alycion 38

Tuesday 12 June 2012 6:28

I swear in many offices I worked in, the bosses were the worse. People do need to grow up.

KVKdragon 26

Tuesday 12 June 2012 23:12

So very true. I always hate it whenever my mom talks about my friends at home over stupid things like their weight or something. Ugh X(

kittenvks 11

Tuesday 12 June 2012 5:17

I'm assuming OP, that they didn't realize you heard them. Learn a little Latin. Or fake it, they probably won't know the difference and start muttering as they walk by you. OR make strange sounds and appear to also look around for where it came from :)

briannac1 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 6:52

Time for a new job.

ekb777 13

Tuesday 12 June 2012 7:43

I wonder if you tried to speak in tongues would it sound like English?

Shit_talkin_chik 5

Tuesday 12 June 2012 8:46

**** with co-worker and boss &just say you were possessed...

pexy_fml 16

Tuesday 12 June 2012 8:59

Being possessed is part of diversity at work

Deadgood 5

Tuesday 12 June 2012 9:27

That's pretty ignorant. Mainly because speaking in tongues is not a sign of demonic possession, but a sign that a person has been filled with the Holy Spirit. Read your Bible, people!