Work: Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me....

By bronieswillrule5eva - 11/06/2012 18:16 - Canada - Summerside

Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML

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By PuddlePirate - 07/09/2012 16:23 - United States - Mountain Iron

Today, my co-worker and I were having a conversation in Russian. Our boss overheard us talking, shouted, "I know you're talking about me! I speak Spanish too!" and threatened to fire us. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 00:01

Today, I was fixing something for a guy at a steel manufacturing company. His employees told me that their boss can't hear properly, so I'd have to be loud when talking to him. When I'd finished, he asked me if I normally talked like that, or if there was something wrong with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2018 15:00

Today, my boss yelled at me in front of several customers for gesturing too much while I talk, because it's "unprofessional". I was using sign language. FML

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By Miss_Kat - 29/08/2019 00:01

Today, I received a two-page letter/rant from my boss notifying me of my imminent dismissal, based on issues such as me "speaking in a suppressed voice." FML

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By anonymous - 24/05/2016 03:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, I got put in a speech impediment class because apparently I have a lisp. No, my tongue is just swollen, and I can't talk very well because of it. I've talked normally for the past 17 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 15:14

Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2014 22:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got into a slight spot of shit with my new boss over his speech. Apparently he was not actually impersonating Sylvester the Cat, and he just has a speech impediment. When I jokingly said "sufferin' succotash" to him, he wasn't pleased at all. FML

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By WTF - 03/12/2014 21:21 - United States - Conroe

Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML

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Communication Breakdown

By rosie - 08/03/2021 13:59

Today, I was unable to communicate with a customer who only spoke French. As a result, my boss called me a "monolingual idiot." I speak Spanish, German, and Japanese. FML

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teague95 16

Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:42

That's smart. Think someone might be possessed, talk about them behind their back.

MrFuzzles 5

Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:41

The power of Christ compels you!!

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spottyblanket 8

Tuesday 12 June 2012 9:49

Then attend speech therapy classes, a lot of people do

bluelagoon24 19

Tuesday 12 June 2012 10:23

Tell them you'll swallow their souls next time you see them.

HyperBowser1 3

Tuesday 12 June 2012 10:54

You're boss' logic is wrong, you would acctually behave kind of normal and kill people when no one is looking making it look like an accident or like a heartattack (demons can do that), you also would not eat or sleep and have different eyes than you normaly do (Black, red, or a mix depending on the demon)

Harpy20 24

Tuesday 12 June 2012 17:23

Except demons don't exist, so it seems the boss' logic is just as ****** as his beliefs. I'd say it was spot on.

hhhwat 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 13:12

If I were in your case id egg them on. I don't want u toget lynched though.

szczerba 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 17:37

Just tell them you are talking in cursive...

SchlomoTheGrinch 18

Tuesday 12 June 2012 18:35

Maybe you should stop communicating with spoken words. Your writing seems pretty good. Just pretend to have lost your voice and use a note pad and a pencil for a while. Might be good fun!

SkyDevil 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:29

YDI.. Stop turning up to work pissed

brittneyyy723 1

Tuesday 12 June 2012 22:54

Well, let your boss know that he is a moron because speaking in tongues is from God so it would be impossible for you to have a demon & the holy spirit in you at the same time!