By bronieswillrule5eva - 11/06/2012 18:16 - Canada - Summerside

Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML
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teague95 16

That's smart. Think someone might be possessed, talk about them behind their back.

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nsaul 3

Actually when you speak in tongues it's God speaking His word through you... So quite the opposite actually

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stoptrying 9

How can something that doesn't exist speak through you?

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Jdumps 1

stop goin to work drunk then. dam aloholics

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fj19 9

"Dear (boss), I am placing in my two weeks notice due to the fact that my asshole boss and coworker pointed out that I slur badly enough that I could be posses at any moment"

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Uniquitous 1

Perhaps a course in diction is in order?

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areyouforcereal 7

Make them feel like huge assholes and tell them you had a stroke.

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krae001 3

See when I think of speaking in tongues I think of the infilling of the Holy Ghost. Just part of bein Pentecostal

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Ilikepie82479 20

The only problem is speaking in tongues is actually a spiritual gift (as in from the Holy Spirit) and is a good, healthy, not scary thing

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Justkidding100 41

I was gonna agree, then I read your name. YDI.

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