By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 21:19 - Canada - Dartmouth

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Today, I overheard my dad say "Last time I didn't use a condom, I ended up with Steven, so for god's sake use 'em." I'm Steven. FML
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CurvyisCool 22

I'm sure it wasn't meant to be that... Offensive. I mean, kids cost money.

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Aero_x 21

Not every mistake is a regret! But if you can prevent it from happening again or at least go at it the right way, I believe in spreading the word :)

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worldclassrager 39

He still loves you...just not what you expected...

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vikky538 28

not all accidents are bad in life.. you are not a bad accident.

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edward80 18

You should be proud of yourself, at least you were the fastest sperm

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CaroAurelia 12

Maybe he didn't mean that as an insult to you. Maybe he was just saying "Last time I didn't use a condom, I procreated accidentally. If you're not ready to procreate, use a condom." That's a little better.

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ant146 10

Hey I would take that as a compliment

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