By chlorobitch551 - 05/11/2014 16:54 - United States - Charlotte

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Today, I overheard my dad telling his friends that the only way I'll ever sleep with a woman is with the help of Rohypnol. FML
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pandalover69 26

I'll sleep with you if it'll keep that from happening.

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WasabiMars 21

Rape is never a good thing. You know better OP.

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RedPillSucks 31

That's when you say She didn't need it dad.

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Axel5238 29

Terrible thing for dad to say though why would be making that joke to begin with? He might be an ass, but you might want to think about why he thinks you have trouble with women?

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Wakachulak 22

Could it be because he was raised by a dipshit?

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worldclassrager 39

I am for sure going to hell for laughing at this... Stand your dad up get a girlfriend and then make him a grandparent later in time

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IWishIWasObama 12

That's just like the show IT Crowd! Awesome!

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kiaora_fml 11

And that's when you should of said "Is that how you got mum?"

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allplayedout 20

Well raping a woman and sleeping with a woman are in no way the same thing, so your dad is wrong on multiple levels. Just...so...wrong.

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Omniprism 14

Don't listen to your dick of a dad. You could confront him and tell him his words hurt. It depends on how you feel about your relationship with him. Second, there is someone for everyone. You don't give up. Use this comment as fuel.

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